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  1. Imported

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    gr8_mate: Ahoy tharr mates,

    I'm Gr8 mate, and I be hung nothing special, but with balls the size of a Spanish Galleon...


    I cannna get enough of the fair Spanish maidens in ports across the seven seas, but I'm worried about all the Reprocussions....
    I have me a fine bride of good breeding stock, but I get a shiver in my timbers to go a roving.....

    Should I stay at sea...and raid my fist, or keep hitting the ports for pleasure and plunder....or become a tavernkeeper in my home prot and settle down to hear stories of the old salty dogs?
     
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    chretien: Keep hitting the ports mate. If yer balls be big enough, ye can fear no lass.
     
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    captain_longsword: Arrrr... Ye be a pirate man!

    Pillage! Plunder!
     
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    Well blow me down! You've got that fine bride of good breeding stock to take care of, matey! Settle those shiverin' timbers with a pint of grog and come to your senses.

    She's the prize of all those fair Spanish maidens. Build her a cabin, keep it ship-shape, and fill it with little gr8's.

    Pecker

    (If Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find on You)
     
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    Bosun_Hardwood: Aye, leave the land lubbin bride at home an' raid the high seas, plunderin' everythin' in sight.
     
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    TheRearAdmiral: Arrr, can ye be sitting on yer balls like they be giant beanbags?
     
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    gr8_mate: When out to sea they keep me afloat... :D
    When on the lake they look like a boat :-/

    When lookin fer plunder they get a good laugh
    As a lad the folks though Mum birthed a calf :D

    They bounce in me pocket like Spanish Doubloons
    And Ho ho ho, ive outgrown my pantaloons :p
     
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    Can we have less, preferably none, of this piratical garbage? Whoever is doing it clearly thinks it is funny. It is not - it is intensely irriating. Take your juvenile ramblings somewhere else and allow us to continue our discussions in peace.
     
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    gigantikok: Are there even still any pirates around???
     
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