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  1. biglowballs

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    Does anyone else also have unusually large balls? All the males in my family have these giant testicles. We all joke about the fact that we have to wear jock-straps under our pants to control the bulge. Do large testicles run in certain ethnic groups?
     
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    I have big balls, as well. That is one thing I have always had during puberty was the nuts. I didn't get my cock until my second year in college.
     
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    That must've been weird; having no penis at all and then having a penis.
     
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    One of the reasons I can't go commando (esp. in the summer) is because my massive balls stick to the insides of my thighs. Very uncomfortable, very annoying.
     
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    In the summer, try using Gold Bond powder or talcum powder or baby powder. Works for me - keeps the balls dry and swinging.
     
  6. invisibleman

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    Very funny. I can never give The Reader's Digest version of this story (to some people). Some I have to spell it out to them in the War and Peace (Piece) version...here it goes, (GoneA)
    I had an average-sized (hard) penis but big balls during puberty. My penis didn't grow to my now adult-size hard (7" x 5 1/4") until my sophomore in college. I went to the doctor about some things that I really missed in puberty. I didn't have the voice change. I didn't have the teenage penis growth spurt. I did have the body hair growth and acne. I didn't develop the adult male body until I was in college. I guess the weight lifting really brought that out. I was the skinny youth when I graduated high school until I was a sophomore in college.
     
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    so why don't you stop telling it altogether.
     
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    Ah yes I know:) I go thru a few bottles of that stuff a summer. Started using it about 2 summers ago....
     
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    my balls are average size
     
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    My name's Petey and I have gigantic balls!

    EDIT - That didn't work!! Supposed to be a pic there!!
     
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    My balls are nice...but avg. I think a man with a full ball sack is pretty hot...actually...I think it is very hot. Enjoy them guys
     
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    If you weren't such a moron, I wouldn't have had to explain it to you fully in the first place. As far as "stop telling it" is concerned, it has ceased. If you don't like what I've said, you don't have to read the thread. You can continue being an asshole by yourself.
     
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    ouch, ouch, ouch ... come on, stop it! that hurts...

    btw, I simply suggested you stop telling that worthless story, as far as me not liking what you said goes: that would require me exerting emotion and, quite frankly, I don't care that much about your posts - or you.
     
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    Yeah, what a strange relationship we have. You love me. I know you do. That's all right. Forget about what I write, I know you care about me. Besides my story wasn't so worthless, you responded to it. Like I've said before, you don't have to respond to what I write if you don't like what I've written. GoneA, I know it's hard understanding what I've said--don't make it harder than it seems.
     
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    You two behave or we're going to shut you in a room together :eek: .

    As for balls, I've got big balls, he's got big balls, she's got big balls,
    but We've got the biggest ... balls of them all!

    Now I'm missing the 'headbang' emoticon.
     
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    What does that say about the person who said it?

    And as far as our "strange relationship" goes, me "loving" you and all: ughhhhhh, whatever ... ...
     
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    The links only take us to the title page, MDT. :(

    Hmmm ... Invisibleman & GoneA - which of you is Spencer Tracy and which is Katherine Hepburn?

    I've lived my lifetime with larger-than-normal balls that, even as a pre-teen, hung lower than the tip of my penis. As I near the age of 60 they're getting more and more sensitive due to their heaviness and although I've been a lifelong freeballer I find myself wearing boxer briefs frequently lately for some comfort down there.
     
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    In the first video, it seems that the guy was a silicone user to enhance his ballls. He was doing himself with his balls.
    In the second video, it was funny actually seeing Asian girls Haasan chop these guys in the testicles. Both parties must've gotten paid a lot for that. It was very "MTV's JACKASS". I wish Pat Robertson was in there getting on the testicular abuse. I'd give a sizeable donation to the 700 Club for that one hour episode of videotape alone of him getting his testicles slammed into door jambs and slamming the door on them countless times by angry Asian women.
     
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    The shot of the guy with big balls...balls look cool but what a nasty ass...

    The shot of the ugly asian catholic skirt girls....kicking the guy in the nuts...very strange...those guys like that you think or just hard up for cash?
     
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