Big belt buckles

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  1. B_Lightkeeper

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    I work a flea market on weekends and occasionally spot a hunk in jeans with a big belt buckel. They tuck the front of their shirt in so the buckle shows and that makes for great bulge watching. Wish I could get a few pictures!

    And please...no jokes about catching them. Fleas, I mean. :biggrin1:
     
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    We cowboys that are truly packing won't wear belt buckles that are so large that they double as a shield.

    The appropriate size buckle for a cowboy that's packing is about 3X4. That way it doesn't distract from his bulge, or gets in his way and hurts his bulge.

    Anything bigger than a 3X4 belt buckle (like a 6X9) is just a tombstone for a dead dick!! :biggrin1:
     
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    I agree with EagleCowboy. I love the way my bulge shows when wearing my tight cowboy cut Wranglers and some of the big belt buckles distract from the bulge, which is why I don't wear anything larger then a 4x3
     
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    Hello,

    Not so much into large buckles, but I do like wide belts that fill the belt loops of my jeans, like the belt in this pic below.

    Jack
     

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    The "big" buckles I'm talking about are the ones with emblems or words on them. Usually oval shaped. Some have Nascar driver names, funny slogans or brand name products.



    Here are two examples I found in my closet that I don't wear anymore.
     

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    Damn son..........i laughed for 30 min about the tombstone remark...............damn that struck me funny..........................thank you for filling my head with something to laff about all day..cajun:biggrin1:
     
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    Please take a pic of this one in use. That's clever as hell and I'd like to see what it looks like being worn.
     
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    I have one in the shape of star... i'll try find it n take a pic.
     
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    huge bulges are often accompanied by huge buckles... and vice versa. :yeah:

    Best "presentation" I ever saw was in the parking lot at the apartment I lived in in Sacramento. you better believe he was a smiling Texan!
     
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    So would I! Maybe we can get Monster to wear it and take a picture! I'd gladly even give it to him. :smile:
     
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    Took some digging. Search engines are so useless.
     

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    Love the cowboys...keep them cumming:smile:
     
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    Don't know about you, but I'd gladly kneel under these tombstones.
     

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    Thanks man. Keep um cumming...
     
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    This is my favorite belt buckle... I'm a Tim Burton fanatic. This one was taken last new years
     

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    The 1 thing I can't stand about big buckles is if you bend over or reach forward to grab something they press the stomach and it hurts.
     
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    Combine a big belt buckle with a scoal ring in the back pocket and I get hard right away. Love cowboys.
     
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    I grew up in Wyoming, had uncles and cousins with ranches, but I was never very western. My friends joked that there was a guy in New York, who knew nothing about theater and could never figure out the subway system, that I had been cosmically switched at birth with. I looked upon my weeks at the ranch as a dude ranch experience--not a lifestyle!

    But to get related to this thread, in college I came up with the line of "I want a man with a big belt buckle and a small brimmed hat." Supposedly belt buckles indicated the size of cock and the brim of a hat was in inverse proportion to the size of a man's ranch. My country western female friends loved that line and stole it for their own.

    Used it last week at a bar here in Denver, and of course, none of my friends got it!
     
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    I'm thinking about advertising it on either eBay or Amazon. Unless someone here might like to purchase it. :confused:
     
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    Ugh...big belt buckles just scream "redneck" to me. I don't particularly like the look (I don't even really like jeans). Though I can deal with the clean-cut cowboy aesthetic.
     
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