you're correct! 100% in your theory.
alot of times i'm a gotta know the answer to everything type of guy,and as you can guess that doesn't work out too well..LOL
lol good stuff
you're correct! 100% in your theory.
alot of times i'm a gotta know the answer to everything type of guy,and as you can guess that doesn't work out too well..LOL
IRL, even though I am a huge perv, my eyes probably won't wander to his crotch unless he's so hot that I've been giving him a complete head to toe eye groping. Otherwise, I'm usually oblivious.
You're quite right about the bulge, it could just be a banana left over from lunch. (Or am I the only one who occasionally has a banana in his pocket?) I would imagine that both the 'VPL' and general bulge get equal stares. Both are eye-catching but only one actually confirms that it is indeed, a penis.The thing about this thread, and I had this conversation with a good friend once, is that a bulge is just that, a bulge. It could be bunched up shirt tucked in wrong, the way the pants were cut and sewn, or even worst, just large testicles.
My friend was saying that she was out on a date with this guy that had an enormous bulge that she couldn't stop stealing glances of, but when they finally did the deed, she ended up fairly unimpressed because the bulge ended up being a great set of balls and not much of a cock (her words).
Now, having said that, I wonder what gets more stares, a bulge or a VPL (Visible Penis Line)?
You're quite right about the bulge, it could just be a banana left over from lunch. (Or am I the only one who occasionally has a banana in his pocket?)
If a guy has a really big bulge, I'm not sure I know any female that doesn't look or discreetly tap her friend to look and maybe giggle a little. Unless he's enormous I'll normally look once and keep it moving.
Here, have a banana. *throws banana* On a side note, I love the word 'banana', rolls off the tongue so nicely.Is that a banana in your pocket? Cos I gotta get this monkey off my back...
Here, have a banana. *throws banana* On a side note, I love the word 'banana', rolls off the tongue so nicely.
:biggrin1: Haha. I got it first time, my bad-joke sense is tingling. :tongue:WARNING: BAD JOKE INCOMING
What was Beethovens favorite fruit?!!
Answer: BA-NA-NA-NAS!! (say it a few times in your head and you'll get it. ):biggrin1: