I work ar RadioShack here in Charlottesville, right... and I'm sitting outside of my store on a break, smoking a clove, and this red F-150 with MD tags pulls up. Out hops this twenty-something guy, resembles italian descent (you know, slightly olive skin, dark short curly hair, goodlooking and well-built... the usual). The thing that struck me was that he is wearing decently fitting jeans, not tight, not loose... And his package is easily the size of a small melon. I can see the dickhead CLEARLY. It's HUGE! I can't avert my eyes!!!! Pappy, he'd give you a run for the money. This guy's in the 12" club if I'm a day old. ...I struck up a short conversation with the gent, while he doodled in his crossword puzzle and sipped his iced latte. Oh, lordy. So, so so so sosososososososo hot. I will get his number if it kills me. No wedding band, too tasteful to be straight... OH MY GOD. ...More updates later. Maybe even a pic, since I do have a cameraphone.