Big bulge

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  1. goodboygonebad98

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    Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but has anyone seen the tv commercial for Browney PaperTowels? It has the built guy making a cake or something and he is holding a puppy. Toward the end, he walks toward the camera....check out the bulge in his pants! Has anyone else seen this?
     
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    yup, Robert Amstler is an honory "member"
     
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    How often we have wished that the guy in the paper towel advert would make the cake in the nude.
    stiring that mixture with cock cock would be so delicious!!!!!!
     
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    Two of the best thumbnails I've ever seen, lauren. I've always found the upturned the sexiest, most dick hardening pose of all, and with the first one preparing the way, they're just gotta be the best.
     
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    hmm what did those pics have to do with the topic? Just curious, even though it appears Roy obviously enjoyed them :)
     
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    YESSS :eek: WOWWW :wow: he looks yummy!! :9 I can suck on that bulge for hours!!! I watched it on the web page www.brawnyman.com
    I also loved the clips on the Innocent Escapes of the web age!!!
    He is a size-queen gay guy's dream come true!!! :)
    I love Brawny Man with his huge bulge!!!!
     
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    Nice.
    :D
     
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    I never knew paper towel commercials could be so homo-erotic. :D
     
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    Add innate ability to your list of personal abilities, Alt. You are a true observer and interpreter of the written word, but maybe my "dick hardening" wording was a dead give away.
     
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    Roy, I quite agree about the thumbnails! Hot pics!!

    Now, about the Brawny Man, I did check out the link someone suggested and saw the commercials. There is a definite bulge there and also, is it just me, or does this sexy hunk not resemble some gay porn star from the 70's era...very hot looking man!

    http://www.brawnyman.com

    *edited for spelling errors. ;)
     
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    Thanks for the Brawny site, george. My fav is "role reversal" under "Advertisement". Maybe because it's the one that shows his crotch and the bulge in his jeans. I should say sizable bulge. :evilgrin:
     
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    Wow. I can't believe that they allowed such an obvious bulge to stay in the commercial. If you haven't seen it, go to http://www.brawnyman.com/ and the commercial is under Advertising. The best one is the 30 second commercial with the dog. Wow!
     
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    Here's the thumbnail. I just cut out all the unimportant stuff and zoomed in straight for the bulge -- pardon the photo -- resize it larger if that's your thing.
     
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    Oh my goodness!! I never have been so turned on over a paper towel commercial!! And to think if that bulge is real......I don't even know what to say.

    Housewives across America! Rejoice!! lol
     
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    That's hot, but also kinda funny. Anyone else reminded of that sketch Christopher Walken does when he's on Saturday Nigh Live. He plays some kind of ultimate lover, asks her questions and the camera nods as if in answer. Then he tries to slip in some nasty move.

    I'm glad they updated the guy. The old 70's-looking guy was on there all through the 80's, I think.
     
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    I guess I started a good topic! So, staying on the topic, anyone see any other tv commercials that show big bulges?
     
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    Wow! Hot!

    I think the people putting these ads together know exactly whats going on. This is a product marketed toward women (and maybe those that are not women, but take on the role).

    That bulge isn't exactly hidden. Imagine if you were involved in the creation of this commercial (angels would sing!). You would be seeing this in high quality film or digital video. Far greater resolution than we get with the internet version.

    It makes me want to buy the product! Infact, I would like to purchase all the commercials this guy is in on a DVD too. A whole new market! Who knew?!?
     
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    Heh, how ironic. I saw the commercial on television this afternoon, and as it turns out, the part where the guy picks up the cake and puppy and walks toward the camera -- exposing bulge -- is all cut out. The commercial ends with the camera cutting him off at the waist.

    But I went snooping about on the 'Net anyway and I found the star's personal website:
    http://www.robertamstler.com. Truth told, gang. I clicked through the pictures. They gave him a nice bit of padding in the pants -- might be nicely endowed anyway, but not as "ridiculously" as in the commercial. (Never mind Brawny's getting off on including ponies or lecherous voiceovers.)
     
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    I watched this over and over, at least 4 times; I felt like this was a very unnatural looking bulge. I think Dee's pic confirms my suspicions. In the video it just looks like he has something stuffed down his right pocket. The bulges I have seen do not square off like that and I have noticed a lot of bulges.

    Notwithstanding the ad is very erotic because of the white icing that was spilled and focused on, very suggestive. Even in the other ad where the husband and wife are in bed and the brawny man spills icing on the guys face...... think how many gays got off on that scene ..... and then he reaches down to wipe him off and puts him on the counter and then gives him the long thick tube to decorate the cake with................... a very suggestive ad by any one's imagination.
     
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