Donk: [quote author=Thumper_10x7_CA link=board=clothing;num=1071768517;start=0#2 date=12/19/03 at 01:26:26]What about if you drive a medium sized car? A Saturn isn't big or small...
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Also, I think the real issue is less the size of the vehicle in question than the "flashiness" level. That is to say, many flashy little sportscars--like a Porsche or a Corvette--are regarded as being "penis substitutes" too, even though they are small compared to, say, an Escalade. (I'm not saying this is true, just that it is part of the common cliche.)
Anyway, this thread reminds me of two amusing things.
1. I know this guy who owns a huge, flashy, expensive pick-up truck and not one, but TWO noisy, flashy, expensive, and big motorcycles. He likes to show these toys off and I am so tempted to say, "Nice vehicles. Sorry about the penis." (I would never actually say that to him, of course. And I don't have any actual information on his penis (or want any!).)
2. I came across a humorous article on some website (it was similar to "The Onion", but not "The Onion") with the headline: "Man's 11" Penis Is Just Car Substitute."