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hung: I run around town in a 1998 Dodge Ram 1500 Two Door Pick Up. What does that make me?
 
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wvalady1968: [quote author=hung link=board=clothing;num=1071768517;start=20#21 date=02/09/04 at 06:14:03]I run around town in a 1998 Dodge Ram 1500 Two Door Pick Up.  What does that make me?[/quote]
If you also wear boots, it makes you hot.
[I almost posted about trucks myself]

**Allie walks away singing, "There's something women like about a pick up man"**
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AOX3: I drive a 1994 Ford Explorer, but I also have a classic 1952 Buick "WOODY" wagon, and a 1974 VW "Thing"

I guess I am trying subconsciously trying to send a message, eh? LOL

The Wagon is at the end of a long restorative process, prompting many "how's your woody" questions, along with comments like, you have the nicest "thing" I have ever seen. NO BS!!

Anyway, thought I would share.

AOX3
 

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Thanks for sharing even more than your picture, AOX3.
Lots of things do become conversation pieces and those "special" pieces help our egos enlarge as well as our "things"!

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novacth: [quote author=Donk link=board=clothing;num=1071768517;start=0#3 date=12/19/03 at 05:53:56]That is to say, many flashy little sportscars--like a Porsche or a Corvette--are regarded as being "penis substitutes" too, even though they are small compared to, say, an Escalade. (I'm not saying this is true, just that it is part of the common cliche.)[/quote]

:D

And what car do I have on my desktop right now? A sexy red 2005 Corvette C6.

At current, I drive a 2001 Acura 3.2 TL, but my dream car is by far a Corvette, with a close second being the Viper (if I could just get over the unforgiving handling). To say that my future mental health and stability depends solely on the Vette is an understatement, but since I'm in the middle of a 3-year relationship, maybe it's better that I advertise my opposite. 8)
 

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I think the old adage about guys compensating for small cocks by driving big cars (or trucks) is absolutely true. There is a direct inverse correlation.

I drive a Honda CRX. :D:D:D
 
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AOX3: Damn, if thats true, I better go buy a cooper mini!!
 

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[quote author=AOX3 link=board=clothing;num=1071768517;start=20#28 date=02/13/04 at 10:32:07]Damn, if thats true, I better go buy a cooper mini!![/quote]

If a MINI Cooper-S pulls up next to me at the stoplight, I have to look UP to nod "hello" to its driver. :D
 
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AOX3: probably right, but you'll have to look OVER to acknowledge Donk on his roller skates LOL
 
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wvalady1968: There are so many ways men and women are different. It must be a guy thing. I've never heard women brag about their size. If you all had periods, you'd brag about the size of your tampons!

:)
 
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Duo187: LoL we probably would lady.

I drive a '93 teal mustang LX hatchback, I guess that would be a small car. Though I've modified it alot, dropped a SVO turbo 4 in it, thats 254hp, plus a blower cams, and bassani exhaust gives me 402 rwhp and 409 ftlbs of torque. Inside is all shiny with Billet crome accessories and with a Sony Xplod system, with quad 12" woofers.

BTW I am a Stang-o-halic.
 
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edeneyes: I'm avg sized, 6x5, but I drive a compact. Dodge SRT-4... big balls in a small package... hahaha.

0-60 in 5.6 seconds ;)
 
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WAHOOWAH: i have an escalade EXT (white - ooh so pretty) and a MB CL600 which are both pretty big i guess --- as a side note a friend once joked that you can tell a golfers dick size by his driver club head size (inversely proportional was the intended joke) (its not really funny - more just mocks a stereotype but i laughed)