Big Cock Clubs

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  1. Imported

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    gigantikok: Does anyone know of any big cock clubs on the internet? Any place that requires proof to become a member? Any sort of place that does fun stuff like offer a membership card? Might be something neat to look into.
     
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    prepky: I saw once where there was a site call NID(nine inch Dick)...that is something like what you are looking for!!
     
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    tallmansf: Interesting question. There have long been reports of a club called The Hung Jury, but it may just be an urban legend. And I've seen T-shirts and caps with the logo "NID - Nine Inch Dick," but I haven't ever come across a real group by that name. My guess is that there are probably small, informal, short-lived "big dick clubs" at many high schools and colleges but these would be more like adolescent secret societies than national clubs that you could enter.
     
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    gigantikok: I remember seeing a site online just a few years ago called "The International Over 8" Club". It was exactly what i wanted. A place that offered a membership card and where you needed proof to become a member. Unfortunately, i was too young to join. Once i turned 18, the site dissapeared. But I've always wanted to have some sort of card in my wallet of proof of membership to some Big Cock Society.
     
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    joe: Ive heard of a Big Cock Club, but all members have to be Rock and Rollers or showbusiness. Tommy Lee ,Lou Christie, and other Rock guys are in it and it is supposed to be a secret . Has anyone heard of this club?
     
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    Jimbo: Tallmansf:

    The Hung Jury was a real club.  I was a member.  They actually had a newsletter that i received periodically in the "snail mail" (that included photos of some members "members") and real social events.  It was a hetero club. I actually met a female member once on a blind date.  Later, they had a one page website up for a while with just an e-mail address, but then apparently the URL got taken over and redirected to some cheesy porn site.  So i presume the club has disbanded.



    Gigantikok:

    From time to time I see annoucements for "dick measuring" parties and have even gotten invited via my e-mail ( I passed).  I presume you just whip out your "ID" at the door and let them examine it as proof and maybe that becomes your "membership card"  ;)
     
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    Sorry I realize this is none of my business, but why would you want a card for your wallet to say you have over 9 " when your very impressive equipment in real life lies just around your hip bone from your wallet?
     
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    gigantikok: i dunno, for the hell of it. Simply because i don't always want to have to go around trying to show off my bulge when all i need to do is whip a card out of my wallet. But it's not THAT big of a deal.
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=0#7 date=06/24/03 at 14:01:50]Simply because i don't always want to have to go around trying to show off my bulge when all i need to do is whip a card out of my wallet. [/quote]

    "But I really do have a big schlong ... really! No, I won't show it to you, but look ... I have a card to prove it ...See?" :D
     
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    cypher13: There was, indeed, a club called "The Hung Jury" back in the 1980s. It was run out of a Hollywood apartment by a man whom I knew as Sam Frank (a.k.a. "Taurus," though his real name may or may not have been Jim Boyd). Sam Frank wrote a (published) book full of pictures called "Sex in the Movies" or something like that - and basically he got tons of free publicity just by making himself heard. I guess I have to give him credit for that. Sam could get on the national teevee talk shows of the Sally Jesse Raphael ilk, as well as frequent mentions in the sex magazines of the day. I know because he never hesitated to send me tear sheets.

    Back then, he was going through a bad time financially and I liked the concept of "The Hung Jury," though the execution left a lot to be desired. There was a newsletter (illustrated) that appeared every now and again and if you wanted to contact anyone advertising in it, you had to send a letter through Sam. There was no direct initial contact. Second, as Sam was going through a bad time, he asked me to pay for the printing costs of his newsletter: $300. Well, that isn't much money, so I did it, but it was my understanding that this was a one-time arrangement. He collected $20 a copy for the newsletter and - do you know - he had the crust to not only demand the $20 from me for my copy the newsletter that I had paid to have printed, but he insisted that I had agreed to continue subsisizing, in full, the printing of his newsletter!

    This was bad enough, but it gets worse. As I mentioned, Sam fancies himself a writer and has at least that one published book to his credit. Once when casually chatting on the phone, he mentioned that he is an old movie aficionado and he was aware that two movie stars from the classic era lacked biographies: Irene Dunne and Ronald Colman. I was unaware of this cinematic minutiae. From a mutual acquaintance, he found that I knew literary agents and...well, he had a biography of Ronald Colman that he had written and it was finisahed and "Would you, could you....please....?" Mind you, I never said yes....but about a week later, there it was in my mailbox, this immense manuscript biography of Ronald Colman. Suffice to say that Sam fancies himself a writer and that's about as close as he would get to his literary aspirations based on what I read. To describe the content of what I read as wafer thin would be an insult to wafer makers from coast to coast. I do not know what ultimately became of Sam's manuscript, but it was unpublishable and I told him so, both on the phone and in writing. He started sending me letters threatening legal action - and worse - because obviously I was stealing his work for my own profit.

    Big-date.com, as I have said before, is a far better club, it is far better run, completely honest (well, if Sam is your intermediary on the letter, how so you know it was sent on to the intended recipient? How do you know he didn't open it to get some pointers on how to write a letter himself? The fact is, you don't know.). Big-date.com is everything The Hung Jury could have and should have been, with the added element of advancing technology thrown into the mix. Furthermore, big-date.com is inclusive, allowing gays, bbw's, and whatever else to participate; if it's not your cup of tea, then fine, but no criticism, no ostracization. Sam emphasized that his club was straight. Sam emphasized that no one took money from another in conjunction with the club's activities (well, except Sam). And, whenever an interviewer asked him "Are you gay?" he would say... "Oh no, and I don't tolerate gays in my club, I just love looking at cocks." I can understand that. I can even believe it, but I cannot condone many of the things he did to me. Had he run it honestly and correctly, Sam could have made money with his club AND gotten more cocks than his mind could fathom. Jerry, the man running big-date.com actually has returned money to me when I made an error paying him too much; Sam Frank used to peel excess postage from self-addressed stamped envelopes.

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    joe: what does this have to do with The Big Cock Club. I think that is something else. This is going on now,so I hear. So besides Lou and Tommy who else or has any one else heard of this Club.
     
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    hawl: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=0#3 date=06/24/03 at 01:33:38]I remember seeing a site online just a few years ago called "The International Over 8" Club".  It was exactly what i wanted.  A place that offered a membership card and where you needed proof to become a member.  Unfortunately, i was too young to join.  Once i turned 18, the site dissapeared.  But I've always wanted to have some sort of card in my wallet of proof of membership to some Big Cock Society.  [/quote] I've always wanted a card like that too, a certificate of authenticity. You'd think someone would have created a club like that long ago, but I guess there's no $ in it and the authentication process would be difficult. Measuring would have to be done in person by someone trustworthy, membership couldn't just be based on pictures. I imagine some emilywee type in a labcoat with ruler, toilet paper roll, etc.. It would have to be scrupulously monitored, because crooked members might sell fraudulent memberships to gerbil-hung millionaires. The card could have gradations like "Gold" and "Platinum", and of course one could be forgiven for slapping the card down "mistakenly" in lieu of Amex in restaurants, busy retail stores staffed by hotties, etc.. It would help bring the b.s. level down a few notches, so maybe it's worthy of "non-profit" status. Let's face it, no governing body is regulating the hung, let alone the interloping pseudo-hung. It's a Wild West out there in the size competition :'( ;).
     
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    jerkin4-10: ya know...if i had a 10 inch dick...i think i would have a pic taken of it..and put on a friggin t-shirt, and wear it all the time...change my name to 'mr 10 inch'...license plate would be '10incher'...bumper stickers etc...who needs a club...just be creative...its interesting...there are 2 types of women out there pertaining to this...those that run TO well-endowed men...and those that run FROM well endowed men...hehehe :eek:
     
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    SimplyHung: [quote author=prepky link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=0#1 date=06/23/03 at 04:27:30]I saw once where there was a site call NID(nine inch Dick)...that is something like what you are looking for!![/quote]

    A lot of us would be overqualified.
     
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    sudas: I thought the "Hung Jury" was an "escort" service for women in New York.  My suspicion was that once something like that got in the media, it was shut down like a too-famous whorehouse.

    Any women willing to pay for sex with a large penis?  How much for how large?  ;)

    Speaking of certificates of authenticity, how about a card for joining the mile-high-club. Maybe it's located in Denver. :D
     
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    gigantikok: Someone from LPSG could prolly start a club just like the one we are talking about. Any ideas anyone?
     
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    Well, I guess we are in the perfect place to start one.... ;)
     
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    Hahaha !! It's like that nice story with a grandmother searching for her glasses... she cannot find what she searches for hours and hours... and she finally realises her glasses are exactly on her nose !

    LPSG. That's it for me. (It rhymes :p !)
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: I'm not sure how much a genuine bona fide Cock Club could actually have to offer, compared to wealth of texty goodness in this very message boards. The benefit of a flexible friend to prove the size of your flexible friend may be all snazzy but impossible to stop getting into the hands of imposters.

    But, if you wanted to get something together, it wouldn't be hard; plastic cards are pretty easy/cheap to make, especially in bulk [from what I remember when my friend made a card to prove he was the member of the 'Spaz Police']. Then just compile a newsletter, some prizes and some neat little bonus items and you've got yourself a size sect to put Desperate Dan's Pie-Eating Club to shame.
     
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