[quote author=tallmansf link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=0#2 date=06/23/03 at 23:08:23]There have long been reports of a club called The Hung Jury, but it may just be an urban legend. .[/quote]
Ex-members of The Hung Jury have beaten me to it, but yes it did exist and indeed was featured on a daytime [yes daytime] show here in the UK called This Morning [everyone in the UK knows Richard and Judy]
I remember the featurette was aired maybe 3 or 4 years ago? - could be completely out here, anyone in UK recall when?
Anyway, I remember a 'Cock Mistress' with a tape-measure measuring a 'candidate' [we didn't see his penis - it was filmed from behind] but we did see the Mistress pull the tape away with her two thumbs eight inches apart - she was nodding and smiling broadly in approval
I also remember Richard Madely, the co-presenter sayiing after the film:
'Yes, but where do you measure it FROM??' He then went into some detail regarding various possible measuring techniques while his wife and co-presenter Judy Finnegan blushed and cringed on the sofa next to him. The whole feature was hugely [! ooer Missus] amusing, but dealt with the subject in that typically British smutty manner, even though Richard's question was a valid one.
I think that it is a serious issue, though. Why *shouldn't* we be able to, for want of a better word, 'advertise' our asset? For men who seek women with large breasts, the choice is easy and usually immediately apparent. I happen to be turned-on by women who are turned-on by a big cock. How do I find them and how do they find me? It is socially acceptable in polite company to mention that you like big tits or long legs. But a woman who seeks men with large equipment is still taboo. Hopefully this will change. I believe it is slowly becoming more acceptable for women to vocally express their sexual wants and desires, and if some of them express a preference for a big cock, then more power to us. If she is that way inclined, how many men will she have to sleep with before she finds one who measures up?
The question of independent verification is, I think, a bit of a moot point though: I mean, if you were a 'gerbil-hung millionaire' why on earth would you fraudulently make a claim that would be *literally* exposed an hour later in the sack? A brief analogy: I sidle up to a hottie at the bar and 'casually' toss my car-keys onto the counter. She clocks the Ferrari key-ring, smiles and licks her lips. I buy her a drink and ask if she'd like to take a spin in my Ferrari which is parked outside.. oh yes, she moans, let's go. As we approach the parking lot I walk toward my 1993 Fiat Panda which I unlock with the key on my Ferrari fob. I quite rightly get a slap . Hottie curses me for wasting her time and storms off back to the bar. A Ferrari and a Fiat are both cars, and they're both Italian. They do the same 'job' ie transporting people. BUT, and it's a *big* but: the girl in the bar was fully expecting a Ferrari - I led her to believe I had one parked outside knowing the lie would be exposed minutes later. Why would I do this? Well, the answer is of course I wouldn't! And, by the same token, neither would the 'interloping pseudo-hung' - millionaire or not. The membership card/T-shirt or whatever other talisman we chose to advertise our larger-than-average wares, would serve only as an introduction, a cold-call if you like. It would then be up to the two parties to close the deal, or not. Internet sites such as big-date.com whilst fulfilling a niche very well [and thanks btw, I'd never heard of it] that site isn't going to help me with the 'girl in the bar' scenario. Now I'm not about to slap my schlong on the bar by way of an introduction, and a T-shirt, er, no. So, what's a guy to do? I think local clubs and referrals/recommendations, has to be the only way to go... ideas girls and boys?
As a postscript to the fictitious tale above: I may not have a Ferrari now, but I can always live in hope that I might one day get one. The 'gerbil-hung millionaire' can *only* but dream...
I'll leave that thought with you - REJOICE fellow cocksters! ;D