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sudas: Strange that the horsemen's club has a mare as their symbol/mascot.
 
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gigantikok: I don't really think this is what I had in mind, at least not ME. Seems more to me like another cliche, large penis porn site directed toward gay men.
 

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[quote author=tallmansf link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=0#2 date=06/23/03 at 23:08:23]There have long been reports of a club called The Hung Jury, but it may just be an urban legend. .[/quote]

Ex-members of The Hung Jury have beaten me to it, but yes it did exist and indeed was featured on a daytime [yes daytime] show here in the UK called This Morning [everyone in the UK knows Richard and Judy]
I remember the featurette was aired maybe 3 or 4 years ago? - could be completely out here, anyone in UK recall when?

Anyway, I remember a 'Cock Mistress' with a tape-measure measuring a 'candidate' [we didn't see his penis - it was filmed from behind] but we did see the Mistress pull the tape away with her two thumbs eight inches apart - she was nodding and smiling broadly in approval :p I also remember Richard Madely, the co-presenter sayiing after the film:
'Yes, but where do you measure it FROM??' He then went into some detail regarding various possible measuring techniques while his wife and co-presenter Judy Finnegan blushed and cringed on the sofa next to him. The whole feature was hugely [! ooer Missus] amusing, but dealt with the subject in that typically British smutty manner, even though Richard's question was a valid one.

I think that it is a serious issue, though. Why *shouldn't* we be able to, for want of a better word, 'advertise' our asset? For men who seek women with large breasts, the choice is easy and usually immediately apparent. I happen to be turned-on by women who are turned-on by a big cock. How do I find them and how do they find me? It is socially acceptable in polite company to mention that you like big tits or long legs. But a woman who seeks men with large equipment is still taboo. Hopefully this will change. I believe it is slowly becoming more acceptable for women to vocally express their sexual wants and desires, and if some of them express a preference for a big cock, then more power to us. If she is that way inclined, how many men will she have to sleep with before she finds one who measures up?
The question of independent verification is, I think, a bit of a moot point though: I mean, if you were a 'gerbil-hung millionaire' why on earth would you fraudulently make a claim that would be *literally* exposed an hour later in the sack? A brief analogy: I sidle up to a hottie at the bar and 'casually' toss my car-keys onto the counter. She clocks the Ferrari key-ring, smiles and licks her lips. I buy her a drink and ask if she'd like to take a spin in my Ferrari which is parked outside.. oh yes, she moans, let's go. As we approach the parking lot I walk toward my 1993 Fiat Panda which I unlock with the key on my Ferrari fob. I quite rightly get a slap . Hottie curses me for wasting her time and storms off back to the bar. A Ferrari and a Fiat are both cars, and they're both Italian. They do the same 'job' ie transporting people. BUT, and it's a *big* but: the girl in the bar was fully expecting a Ferrari - I led her to believe I had one parked outside knowing the lie would be exposed minutes later. Why would I do this? Well, the answer is of course I wouldn't! And, by the same token, neither would the 'interloping pseudo-hung' - millionaire or not. The membership card/T-shirt or whatever other talisman we chose to advertise our larger-than-average wares, would serve only as an introduction, a cold-call if you like. It would then be up to the two parties to close the deal, or not. Internet sites such as big-date.com whilst fulfilling a niche very well [and thanks btw, I'd never heard of it] that site isn't going to help me with the 'girl in the bar' scenario. Now I'm not about to slap my schlong on the bar by way of an introduction, and a T-shirt, er, no. So, what's a guy to do? I think local clubs and referrals/recommendations, has to be the only way to go... ideas girls and boys?

As a postscript to the fictitious tale above: I may not have a Ferrari now, but I can always live in hope that I might one day get one. The 'gerbil-hung millionaire' can *only* but dream...
I'll leave that thought with you - REJOICE fellow cocksters! ;D
 
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Rich2003: Nicky, extrmely well put!!!!

May I also say its good to have a fellow straight, hung guy from London on the site

Take it easy
Rich
 
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TragicWhiteKnight: Richard & Judy did a segment on the 'Hung Jury'?? I'm amazed and/or shocked.

The major difficulty in getting a club together is the question of localisation; if anyone knows a way to get around that, or if it doesn't bother anyone to be a global entity, I'm sure LPSG could rise to the occasion with a great big club. [to repeat an earlier sentiment: "ooer missus"]
 

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[quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=meetgreet;num=1056356948;start=20#24 date=08/28/03 at 11:58:29]Richard & Judy did a segment on the 'Hung Jury'?? I'm amazed and/or shocked.[/quote]

Oh yep. The funny thing is, I jumped on the VCR Record-button as soon as the item started. So, somewhere ??? I have a VHS of it, including Richard's comments at the end and Judy squirming.. Trouble is, I don't fancy going through about 75 boxed-up, unlabelled tapes to try and find it... anyone here know someone who works at ITV/Granada archives?
 
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TragicWhiteKnight: Somehow, it scares me more to think that somewhere there is an archive of thousands of hours of 'Richard & Judy' than beats whatever penile shennanigans they have on the show.

[and back to the original topic for a second; if all you want to do was to form a club, it would be pretty easy to put together a 'committee' via the Internet to focus on different things (card manufacture, web-site design etc etc) if you're really serious about starting something]
 
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TechnoTed: There seems to be some confusion by a couple of guys as to how to measure length and girth. :mad: I used to tell guys my cock was longer than any cat's tail and could prove it if they measured my cock from MY asshole like they did that cat! ;) But not an accepted method of measuring. So at the risk of repeating a post, here is an excerpt from one of my previous posts:

The ONLY accepted way of measuring by PROS (and those in the Horsemen's Club ) is as follows: With your best hard-on, press a stick ruler hard on your pubic bone on the TOP of your cock and measure to the very tip by eye-balling the ruler with a perpendicular drop to the tip. ::)
F.Y.I. The best way to measure girth (circumference) is to take a string and wrap it once around the area you want to measure. With a felt pen, mark both strings and measure between the marks. That's your girth. To calc your diameter, simply divide by pi (3.14). It doesn't matter if you are using inches or metric. To get an idea of the size of Your girth, see if you can place your weinie into a toilet paper roll tube. :'( If it fits nicely, :-/ your diameter is 1.6" (or multiplied by pi, is 5" for girth). So if your weinie fits in the roll and you are using development exercises to improve your size from a weinie to a sausage, ;) you now have a handy "yard-stick" to measure your growth using the tube.
Good Times ;D