Big Cock Guys are like Superman...

[bigonepleaser]

Having a Big Cock is kind of like having a secret identity...kinda like Superman. Normally he's Clark Kent but when the time comes, he finds a telephone booth and...Boom! There's Superman.
Big Cock guys go through their normal day to day like everyone else, but when the time comes (either at the urinal, gym locker-room, or in the bedroom) ...They unzip their pants and...Boom! this Super-sized Schlong plops out.
Just saying, it's kinda similar:wink: Anyone else agree?disagree?

 

[ukmale]

lol....funny

 

[D_wibbles]

funny indeed

 

[wallyj84]

I think having a big is like a super power.

 

[Joseph]

Great power means great responsibility....
I suppose to can be compared to anything unusual, be it talent or skill...
But admitedly it is a lot more fun to compare it to some super power and feel like being strong.....

 

[arthur]

Well one things for sure...it isn't linked to having good spelling and grammar? ;-)

 

[Pecker Check]

Hi, all you mild-mannered visitors from a foreign planet.

 

[sarah_m]

Well I think its the other way around ... women are SuperWomen because we have the power to make it grow sometimes without even touching it

 

[BigMac9]

What about "Showers" - are they like the Thing (Fantastic 4) or Thor or something?...

 

[deleted405852]

Big dicks are like mutant powers, some people are born with it and decide to use it good or do you wrong and screw you up for everyone else. My cock has calming abilities, I use it to platonic girls that get on my nerves, but the good girls can get it too. Funny post lol.

 

[Incocknito]

My schlong sense is tingling...or something

 

[spiritsong72]

Actually finding a big cock is a lot like finding Big Foot. You know it exists. You've seen the photographic evidence. But how many times has the average person been close enough to one to pet it? Or give it a big hug and a kiss and say, "They said you weren't real. But I believed in you, Big Cock (Foot). I believed!!!"

 

[B_Hung Jon]

And I thought this was a "big dick group". Aren't we all a part of the Super-Hero club?

 

[BJs4You IL]

I would never kiss big foot....the truth is out there....they are the first of the x-men.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

with a body like that - U R a superman!

 

[Andresito]

I would like to make a statement.

If LPSG decides to make a Justice League, I'm taking the Green Lantern costume!

If we go Japanese, I'm taking the Andromeda cloth (nebula chainnnn!)

 

[maxcok]

Watch me blast off here!

 

[DiscoBoy]

Watch me blast off here!

My hero.

*swoon*

 

[maxcok]

My hero.

*swoon*

Funny, you don't look like Pearl Pureheart. An yoo sho don akk lahk hur!

(Katie Krakatoa maybe.) Anywayz, I'll get you in the end. :wink:

 

[EllieP]

This is a funny thread! So, who's the super-hero who doesn't appreciate his powers and is embarrassed by them. Because that's my husband.