Okay, the original post is boring so here's a new one.
Ladies, would you take:
A LARPing Pointdexter who doesn't know the meaning of the word "deodorant" who's great to his mother, loves children, has a wonderful sense of humor and works as a pediatric oncologist who has a penis of unknown size.
OR
An overweight firefighter with an OCD-level compulsion to vacuum numerous times daily who owns a cat, is a great cook, is really nice but a little bit raunchy and owns a classic muscle car who has a penis of unknown size.
GO!
LMAO!
Firefighter - obviously