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He ain't fooling anyone with that stupidity. 5.5" seems about accurate, nowhere near the 9.5" claim. What a dick. Pitty the simps.

It seems to be the case with all the tabloid penis guys. The ones that seek out or specialize in that sort of recognition are typically not even in the ranks of the average amateur show off people out there, let alone the industry's current "monster dick" lineup, but won't hesitate to claim sizes far beyond any of them. It's sad to think that there are probably OnlyFans/documentary liar guys making more money than guys with huge dicks and whole libraries of real material, who are barely scraping by on their porn salaries. :(
 

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Strange that he changed his onlyfans name, all the dishonest shit he pulled must have come back to bite so starting with a new one of onlyfans.com/hungrobbbie1999

He uploaded a video where the camera is close and only shows the full length for a split second. He ain't fooling anyone with that stupidity. 5.5" seems about accurate, nowhere near the 9.5" claim. What a dick. Pitty the simps.
Robbie? Where did Robbie come from? if this guy is trying to make any money of his cock he’s really going the wrong way about it
 

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So many so-called big dicked guys are on Onlyfans and the like. They may be big, some are, some aren't as big as they think but fakery all too often creeps in. They know there are enough gullibles to buy into it, unfortunately.
 

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So many so-called big dicked guys are on Onlyfans and the like. They may be big, some are, some aren't as big as they think but fakery all too often creeps in. They know there are enough gullibles to buy into it, unfortunately.
The thing is usually these guys with a perfectly decent 7" dick are going on about how it's 9 or 10". A

This Joe is a whole new level; has an average dick and shows clearly faked pics and people still give him a cent. insanity.
 

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I just worked on making his official dildo for our Etsy store. I have seen enough pictures of it at this point I could pick it out of a line-up. Not here to argue about his size etc. but media we were provided, proved he is 9.5".
 

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I just worked on making his official dildo for our Etsy store. I have seen enough pictures of it at this point I could pick it out of a line-up. Not here to argue about his size etc. but media we were provided, proved he is 9.5".
You saw some photos and that's evidence?

He's shared many photos and it keeps changing and looking like a totally different dick or obviously photoshopped. The one video he shared with his face it looked average.

That's cute he sent you a few photos to carry on the scam. I guess he'll put a bit more effort into finding a few that match for that rather than the fake and stolen pics he posts online (then deletes).
 

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I just worked on making his official dildo for our Etsy store. I have seen enough pictures of it at this point I could pick it out of a line-up. Not here to argue about his size etc. but media we were provided, proved he is 9.5".
"Media he provided" so most likely a photoshoped picture of it next to a ruler claiming its 9.5 inches. I can almost guarantee that was the "media he provided" Lol good for him carrying on the scam though. A+ for effort. C- for final product. If he didn't start his online "career" by uploading all those horribly photoshopped pictures, then deleting them, MAYBE he'd have some credibility. But at this point half of us know he's a scam, and the other half are just gullible and continue defending him.
 

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I just worked on making his official dildo for our Etsy store. I have seen enough pictures of it at this point I could pick it out of a line-up. Not here to argue about his size etc. but media we were provided, proved he is 9.5".
Sad that you're teamed up with him and are going to continue to give his scamming ass clout. Anyone here who has subscribed to his onlyfans knows he's just a liar. So it sucks that you working with him to make a mould of his fake dick. It's kind of sad. Just making him more money...

Unless he sent you a video of his dick growing soft to hard reaching 9.5 inches, then measuring it with a ruler, and showing his face. I wouldn't take anything he sent you as a factual source
 

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Yeah its been firmly established and said many times before, but he wildly exaggerates his size. The only truth is that he is genuinely fairly well endowed, but clearly not a monster. But he's lied and lied and lied so many times it's impossible to differentiate the truth amongst the litany of lies.
 

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LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!! I still have the video of him infront of the mirror naked showing his hard dick and it wasnt even close to this size!!! Im Literally lmao at this. And on top of that, it's 200$... you can buy 15 inch dildos at sex shops for 50 bucks. Gtfo. His dick has gone from cut, to uncut, back to cut, pencil thin, to thick, back to thin, completely different skin tone, completely different shape, back to uncut, etc... damn to the people being fooled by him. Laughable at this point. I wish his pics weren't banned from this thread so that I could post a timeline of all the different dick pics he posted throughout the year claiming to be him. You'd Literally think it was 10 different guys.
 

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The video he has posted on twitter Dec 5th shows him pulling out his dick. It's CLEARLY uncut and average size. But scroll through more of his pictures and it shows a cut dick the size of a beer can. So which one is it?
 
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The video he has posted on twitter Dec 5th shows him pulling out his dick. It's CLEARLY uncut and average size. But scroll through more of his pictures and it shows a cut dick the size of a beer can. So which one is it?
It's definitely the average dick. Some guys say on here he's endowed, but I think it's more an average cock on a really short and really skinny guy.

The same cock on a tall muscled guy is the kind of dick that people on this site call small.

He's always changing his usernames and blocking anyone that calls out the faked pics. Some people really are that stupid to fall for it
 

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I'm only quoting the article

Right. And my comment was generic, not pointing at you or any specific person.

I see it a lot on LPSG - people giving credence to "bulges" as though they are somehow meaningful and indicative of huge cocks hiding under the fabric.
 

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Right. And my comment was generic, not pointing at you or any specific person.

I see it a lot on LPSG - people giving credence to "bulges" as though they are somehow meaningful and indicative of huge cocks hiding under the fabric.

Anyone that didn’t whip it out on the show is BS. I understand wanting some privacy but you’ve already come as far as announced you have a big dick on tv might as well show it. And for a documentary idk how they didn’t verify these claims.
 
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And for a documentary idk how they didn’t verify these claims.

I've always figured the majority of those sleazebags already know what they're dealing with, possibly even before filming anything. I mean, imagine where their viewers and profits would go if they presented these guys as "Joe from such and such personally claims to have a ten and a half inch penis, but nobody here knows for certain as it was never actually validated by anyone!". ;)
 
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