Big cocks or bulges on album covers?

[yandrsupreme]

What are some of your favorites from over the years? Great bulges, crotch shots.... wherever they may be. Here's one that seems to have slipped under the radar... one of the Shondells seems to be hung like John Holmes! It's obvious which one, and it IS his cock... It's more obvious if you have the acutal 12" vinyl album and can see it full size in real life:

 

[TheLiberator]

You can compare his bulge to the length of his face. And to note, the average human face is about 7-9 inches long, and his bulge does not compare.

 

[red7.5]

The Rolling Stones, "Sticky Fingers"
http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/stickyfingers.jpg

The Bay City Rollers, "Dedication"
http://www.cheezeball.net/AlbumCovers/BayCityRollers.jpg

The Who, "Who's Next"
http://cuip.net/~stuart/t-shirt/Who_-_Whos_Next-front.jpg

 

[yandrsupreme]

You can compare his bulge to the length of his face. And to note, the average human face is about 7-9 inches long, and his bulge does not compare.

I didn't say he was 12", I said the 12" vinyl album shows it clearer than the scan.

 

[yandrsupreme]

Now... here is the MOTHER of all bulge shots on a record sleeve!! 1972 Lou Christie Japanese picture sleeve for the single "She Sold Me Magic":

 

[cdimop]

I think the "Sticky Fingers" cover is actually Joe DelAssandro.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Now... here is the MOTHER of all bulge shots on a record sleeve!! 1972 Lou Christie Japanese picture sleeve for the single "She Sold Me Magic":

That is one hot photo!

 

[Owl]

Frank Zappa on Zoot Allures

 

[mikey41]

I think the "Sticky Fingers" cover is actually Joe DelAssandro.

Yes, that's our Joe!

 

[kyberneticka]

Here are a couple photos from the back of Journey albums. They were always known for showing obscene bulges, and I gotta say, they were not an attractive bunch

Journey 1
Journey 2

 

[buddy629]

Here are a couple photos from the back of Journey albums. They were always known for showing obscene bulges, and I gotta say, they were not an attractive bunch

Journey 1
Journey 2

uke:

 

[Satsfakshun]

Here are a couple photos from the back of Journey albums. They were always known for showing obscene bulges, and I gotta say, they were not an attractive bunch

Journey 1
Journey 2

Neil Schonn is always showing bulge on Journey albums.


I particulary remember this one:

38 Special

http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/93/product_large/MUDD999.JPG

 

[dug322]

Reminds of the scene in Spinal Tap...the short one gets stopped at airport security. He sets off scanners repeatedly....He ends up having to take the foil wrapped zuchinni out of his pants to make it through the scanners. Made me wonder if they based that scene on anyone in particular.

 

[dpe01]

Famously faked Lou Reed on Transformer:

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/l/Lou_Reed-Transformer-Trasera.jpg

 

[Satsfakshun]

Famously faked Lou Reed on Transformer:

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/l/Lou_Reed-Transformer-Trasera.jpg

Which one is Lou Reed? (LOL)

Speaking of Glam Rock, check out any New York Dolls album cover.

http://991.com/newgallery/New-York-Dolls-From-Paris-With-L-364241.jpg

 

[love shadow]

Anyone fancy a car ride?

 

[collguy78]

Huey Lewis and the News- Fore album, classic!

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/162/162854_1_f.jpg

 

[Cardinal]

best thread ever.

 

[thee1]

Huey Lewis and the News- Fore album, classic!

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/162/162854_1_f.jpg

Yes! I posted a thread about the Fore cover a while back. Huey has a huge cock on him!

 

[lottawood4u]

I saw this one years ago.