Big dick discount

[muscleman1965]

The first time I bought a metal cock ring was in a little sex shop here in SF. I was looking at one, and asked if I could try it on. The clerk said if I tried it on right there he'd give me a 10% discount. So I did, and after he saw my cock he gave me 20% off.

Has anybody else ever gotten a big dick discount for trying something on? I've always wondered how much I should try to work that

I got to try out an aneros massager at a bookstore in back room with clerk

 

[NM8x6]

I'm thinking of hitting up the Desert Sun Resort sometime.. It's a nude resort that looks nice.. I hit the spas all the time but never been nude outdoors for a long period of time.. Or should I say legally nude outdoors.. Have you ever been there Mr. 8x6?

I have not been there. Looks like it is for both sexes.

 

[omezee]

You are hilarious.

He's also lame. Can you believe this guy....?

 

[muscleman1965]

There used to be a clothing optional hotel in Palm Springs that advertised a "preferred customer" discount.. Any guest that came up to the front desk naked and erect and allowed the manager to measure him would receive a 1% discount off the room rate for each inch he measured. I asked the manager how many guys took advantage of the "preferred" discount? He said "not many but occasionally it provides a little excitement for a size queen like me."

your cock should get you a big discount

 

[lilguy11]

I had a shop owner help me out with picking out a cock ring. I tried on a few while he watched to make sure I got the right fit. No discount unfortunately