Hey, guys - I'm impressed with how well-hung all of you are here. I always thought of myself as being overly endowed, but then I come into this giant penis group, and I'm not so huge anymore. I do have to say that you guys posess some of the most desirible human meat I've ever seen. I'm an older guy, been married three times, and a bunch of girlfriends along the way, too. I'm probably 80 to 90% straight, and 10 to 20% bi- or "gay". I love the human penis - probably as an extension of loving my own, named by my first wife as "Elmo". Anyway, some of you probably know that I've reached the point in my life where I've decided to leave my own cock and balls for posterity: I've donated my genitals to the penis museum in Iceland. I'm actually going through with surgery in a month or two, and Elmo and his balls will be plastinated then put on display in the museum. I've been proud of Elmo all my life, and I want to make damned certain he doesn't go to waste when I die. So, I'm seeing to it while I'm still very much alive and kicking. There are two film companies doing documentaries on the project, and they've already shot several hours of footage. And the surgery hasn't even been done yet! You'll be seeing the films come out in several months. For the rest of you guys with oversize equipment: You might think about some day making arrangements to leave your pride and joy to the penis museum for future generations to see and enjoy. You can put it in your Will. My own opinion is, if you're blessed with a huge package, you're proud of him, and you don't want to let him go to waste when you eventually die, make provisions now. Leave it for the guys with dinky dicks to be ashamed of their junk.