Big Dick Face

[bozoJones]

I don't know if this is a phrase anyone uses anymore. I haven't found it discussed here. It relates to features on a man's face that suggest he has a big dick. I believe it's some combination of big ears, big nose, thick lips and a lantern jaw. I'd add in a long neck. My experience is that it's not true. It's like the myth of big feet. But it's a fun parlor game.

Michael Phelps, for me, is the definition of big dick face.

 

[bozoJones]

This guy. Having big dick face doesn't mean you can't be cute.

 

[bozoJones]

Senator Tom Cotton

 

[bozoJones]

I think he checks a few boxes.

 

[bozoJones]

I think Adam Driver's ears must be huge. This is the best picture I could find of them. Notice he always keeps his hair long.

 

[odave]

In my experience, the old expression "Big Nose, Big Hose" is pretty accurate.