Big dick joke

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by ramsgate18, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. ramsgate18

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    Heard this one in a bar while drunk

    guy walks into a gay bar and finds only a short fat older guy sitting at the end of the bar so the guy decides to have a go at the fat guy

    "look at you you fat piece of crap I bet you havent seen your dick in years!"

    "your wrong" the fat guy cooly responds sipping his drink "i can see 2 inches of it"

    The bitter queen began to laugh hard!

    The guy held his hand up to silence the laughter "the other 10 inches are hidden by my belly"

    Lemme know what you think me and my friends found it hilarious while drunk lol
     
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    Good matey
    not being drunk, i read it as a LOT of fellow LPSG members, saying similar..everyday...
     
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