kenny: so i hear everyone making jokes about having big dicks all day at school and everywhere else on the internet why not here? i bet a few of you have heard some real knee slappers (scuse the pun) in your time, lets have em.
OK, I'll bite.... so to speak. Q: If you had a foot-long cock on your forehead, how much of it could you see? A: None, because the balls would be hanging in your eyes.
Hey, ever seen the sign that says "THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES"? I wonder if that's to a church or a brothel.