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kenny: so i hear everyone making jokes about having big dicks all day at school and everywhere else on the internet why not here?

i bet a few of you have heard some real knee slappers (scuse the pun) in your time, lets have em.
 

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OK, I'll bite.... so to speak.

Q: If you had a foot-long cock on your forehead, how much of it could you see?
A: None, because the balls would be hanging in your eyes.

:D
 

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Hey, ever seen the sign that says "THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES"? I wonder if that's to a church or a brothel.