Big dick mike

I love that his answer to why he can or can't do something is "because I gotta a big dick!" lol.
 
I find it hard to understand why people with southern accents are considered stupid while people with this accent are out there walking around and breeding.
 
Because people with southern accents often sound stupid and people with this Jersey/New York accent are routinely mocked for sounding stupid as well, so I don't see what your point is.