Big Dick Syndrome

[gtocrzy]

So, this is the deal. I've got a big dick. Ever since I was in school, I've always got a hard time over it. When I go swimming with my friends and I'm getting changed, they always start shouting things about the size of my dick. It's really embarrasing cuz people turn round and look.They try to hide their shock but it still shows on their face and this makes me feel weird. I've started getting changed in cubicles and I don't use urinals anymore. I'm really self concious.


Waa Fn Waa, I wish I had this problem. Honestly if I had a huge dick I wouldn't own any pants, everyone would see me naked.

 

[powerthroat]

DonkeyHungLad, I'm going to paraphrase Dan Savage on a point made by Eastcoast Darkness: certainly be proud of your big cock but don't go throwing it on the dinner table and expect girls to give you their phone number. That's vulgar. You may get a phone number from the wrong kind of girl (the kind who sleeps around too much and gives you a herpes sore on your big, beautiful cock).

People like a modest man with a big surprise in his shorts, not the arrogant asshole who goes around bragging and showing off. Women especially prefer the modest guy. And since you're not the only man in the world with a big cock, modesty will give you The Win when you find yourself in a face off with another man who is hung, possibly even if he's more hung than you. Confidence + Modesty = The Win

And as for your friends, all you have to say, when they tease you is, "Yeah, you wish it was yours, huh?" That's not being arrogant. Not when they start the shit. That's calling them on their game.

 

[B_BadBoyBilly]

DonkeyHungLad, I'm going to paraphrase Dan Savage on a point made by Eastcoast Darkness: certainly be proud of your big cock but don't go throwing it on the dinner table and expect girls to give you their phone number. That's vulgar. You may get a phone number from the wrong kind of girl (the kind who sleeps around too much and gives you a herpes sore on your big, beautiful cock).

People like a modest man with a big surprise in his shorts, not the arrogant asshole who goes around bragging and showing off. Women especially prefer the modest guy. And since you're not the only man in the world with a big cock, modesty will give you The Win when you find yourself in a face off with another man who is hung, possibly even if he's more hung than you. Confidence + Modesty = The Win

And as for your friends, all you have to say, when they tease you is, "Yeah, you wish it was yours, huh?" That's not being arrogant. Not when they start the shit. That's calling them on their game

 

[Fire Stick]

I was at the doctor's the other day and was diagnosed with Big Dick Sydrome. It is a rare condition and nothing can be done about it. There is not a lot of sympathy out there for guys with BDS. It's best to tough it out and accept the condition as an everyday part of life. It's not so bad, really, it gives me something else to play with in the bathtub when I get bored with my rubber ducky.

 

[archa]

Donkey,
big dick is a gift. as well as smaller ones.
let people commented, I guess they r not necessarily happy with theirs.
Be happy with what u got.

 

[DonkeyHungLad]

thanks for all the posts guys

 

[D_Cock_Hudson]

It will change over time.

 

[BigMac9]

Dude... if I was packing that in my pants I'd be proud of it. Any guys who take the p*ss are just jealous...

 

[pbnation]

Oh, how I wish I could post a thread like this....

yep

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

I don't really get called Donkey in Shrek's voice, but that's kinda funny.
Mostly, I get called jumbo knob, donkey dick, schlong.com and people often enquire how it is to have 3 legs, whether I have to eat for two and if I ever sit on my cock. The most random one ever was when I was in the pool, I had just had a cold shower and I was getting changed. I remarked to the only other person in the changing room, "Shit, isn't it cold in here?" He looked at my dick and replied, "You coulda fooled me". I went maroon and then got changed behind my towel. That's when I started getting changed in lockers.

So, what is the PROBLEM here ???? I seem to be missing the point.

A problem would be hunger, poverty, illness, war. A BIG COCK, not so much. Donkey, get your priorities straight.

 

[Extremesports!]

Dude, I know EXACTLY what you are going through. Being different in that area, generally a sensitive topic for our culture, has serious negitive social reprecussions.

Trust me, by the time you get out of high school, it really won't matter anymore. People will leave you alone, for the most part, and act like adults. Sure, that will not always happen, like for me, going to the beach or pool, someone almost always has to make a smart as remark, but you know what? Its usually the person who has nothing of his own to feel confidant about.

Therefore, people like that don't deserve your worry or uneasyness. I honestly wear bball sweats and boxers on days, just to let the world know who I am. This is apart of me and Im proud of that. Trust me, sometimes its even fun to see the faces on people as they see you swing about. But in reality, most people are not looking at other peoples crotches anyway.

Just be proud of who you are, that is what I have learned.

 

[B_nyvin]

Penis Size MATTERS

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Penis Size MATTERS

That site is just shit! WTF? was that written in the 1800s?

 

[B_nyvin]

That site is just shit! WTF? was that written in the 1800s?

Probably homemade by someone with only a basic understanding of webdesign

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

i meant the content. Girls should service cocks? Obviously some kid who lives in his mum's basement.

 

[joeweekend]

Next guy who gives you shit: just wag your pinkie at him and tell him it's clear he's jealous.

What can he do: flash something bigger than yours?

 

[_HorseHung_]

You know I have the same problem. Its one of the first things my friends like to tell people about me, and most of the time thats not the thing you want to be remembered by. I mean in the bar its a great intro, but in most other situations that is not what's on your mind.

 

[ibostyle11]

My current GF made it a point for like the first month after we started having sex to tell all her friends that I was almost as big as her forearm and thicker than her wrist. Her best friends BF, being the jokester that he is, would constantly crack jokes when a bunch of us would hang out. It took them 6 months to realize that it was actually making me uncomfortable. I like some attention but not like that!

 

[baldyboy8000]

my cousin bobby and i had played around..his was the thinnest i have ever seen, but about 7 or 8 in. bobby's cousin on the other side of his family, ralph and i were just walking around in the park. we were at a renuion of sorts. for no reason, bobby said to ralph "have you ever seen a dick as big around as that pine tree" as he pointed to a small tree...maybe 8' feet tall, about as thick as a man wrist. ralph said not. bobby said "frank's is". i have never been more embarrassed in my like. it is thick and all through school, i have been teased about it. i finally just decided to let them say what they liked...they were wanting one as big.

 

[Maxime_]

I am not as big as you. My cock is 7.5 or a bit more when erect. But I have quite a big soft cock and my friends too make fun of my size when I come out of shower at gym or get changed. But I don't feel bad for it!I like it very much. I don't even cover when I come out of shower. I just walk with my big soft cock hanging. I like their shocked faces and their comments. I feel quite proud!:-D
Start feeling proud too and show that horse dick whenever u can,dude!