Big dicked colleague at work

[TheMeatyProfessor]

I'm a college professor as is my neighbor. He's married; I'm single. We get along because of a common interest in bourbon. Anyway, funny story. We had a running joke about 5 standard deviations (that is, a geeky way to see how big our dicks are above the mean). He divulged that he's packing 9-9.5,so he's got me on length but I have him in girth for sure.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[Nthngless]

Hahahaha. Hiliarious. I would've been like "prove it" XD it's funny how talking about that stuff with a completely straight man is kinda awkward yet cool at the same time.

 

[TheMeatyProfessor]

Yeah, heh heh, no whip out contest going on and I doubt he'd do it anyway. Maybe I'll rib him after measuring his balls too. That said, he knew his wasn't girthy. Made me chuckle.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Call him Slim Jim. lol

 

[deleted136887]

9.5"
Peer reviewed?
Repeatable?
Bad science?

 

[902369]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[TheMeatyProfessor]

You guys have me cracking up at these responses.

Don't worry. This place has taught me to have a healthy sense of skepticism. I also know the odds of us hauling them out side by side are pretty much nil. I think he's cool with us joking about our big dick club memberships, but that's his line. I'll let you all know if there's an update.

 

[Midnightradio1313]

9.5"
Peer reviewed?
Repeatable?
Bad science?

I'm with this guy. Bad science. I need data that's reliable, valid, and has been reviewed by peers to ensure testing methods were followed thouroughly

 

[Mercurygirl]

I'm a college professor as is my neighbor. He's married; I'm single. We get along because of a common interest in bourbon. Anyway, funny story. We had a running joke about 5 standard deviations (that is, a geeky way to see how big our dicks are above the mean). He divulged that he's packing 9-9.5,so he's got me on length but I have him in girth for sure.

Just thought I'd share.

I'd be surprised if either of you had tenure at this point.

 

[chesschess]

There should at least be an Abstract available!

 

[TheMeatyProfessor]

I promise: The Limitations section is coming along together nicely. What conclusions related to big dick policy can we draw from this study?

 

[Jonnyangel]

Wow, your cock is amazing! Who even cares about the other guy's dick- yours is perfect!

 

[wavejock]

Remember those days when you would talk with neighbors about the size of your dicks? Good times

 

[prepstudinsc]

My neighbor and I just keep them flopped out of our pants. LOL