Big dicked morons :(

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Oh! I thought you said "Big-Dicked Mormons."

I keep waiting for them to come to the door.
You dug up a six-year-old thread to say this? What did you do, enter a search for the word "Mormon" and make a typing error?
and you win the prize for reviving the oldest dead thead, 6 years old.:tool:

:yup:
 

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and you win the prize for reviving the oldest dead thead, 6 years old.:tool:

And Elrond...don't you dare start a new thread on the same subject. It's been covered already! Moron.

(ps.. no jokes allowed either)
 

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Hi there, from a woman's point of view (well mine) any guy going at it like there's no tomorrow is a turn off and even the small guys can pop out and stick it where it's going to hurt! I have had several well endowed guys, some where even porn stars, shagging as their only source of income. Now I can tell you this, there is no such thing as a guy been too big! So don't think you can hurt us, rip or tear us.

Well the truth is you can, but that is normally called rape! All we want is a guy or guys to be able to make love, that does not mean wanking till your hard, shoving the thing in and banging away until your tired then pulling out and spending half an hour wanking till you cum! (You know who you are)

We want to feel tenderness, closeness, we want guys to be able to perform oral sex, (again that does not mean shoving stubby fingers inside, or seeing how many fingers will fit)! Every woman likes to be stretched and filled, every woman likes to experience an orgasm, so guys when we do, then you can show your passion, and cum handsfreeeeeeeee!

freya