You should make a parody video where you start off showing your tiny little soft cock. You then mention how some men have small soft cocks but they can grow to be monsters. Then, show it growing into it’s full erectness. Then, talk about how big your cock is now and how proud you are of it. Compare it to objects you show next to it and talk about it as if it really is huge in comparison. You could say, for example, “See, it’s not so small anymore...it’s nearly as long as this BIC lighter. And it’s almost as big around as this Vienna sausage.” That would be awesome.