Big dicks in music.

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  1. JustJimbo

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    Hi all big dick owners and big dick worshipers alike. I think there is so much innuendo to do with big willys in general day to day life, also there are a few songs that are about the size of a mans cock or mention a nice big one. So can you think of any I will mention the ones I know of

    -Tori Amos, Profesional widow (its gotta be big), in which she says she only brings it close to her lips its gotta be big, (size queen????)

    -Missy Elliott, Work it, If you got a big dick let me search it let me know how hard I gotta work it, also if you cant beat the pussy up eat it up. So if your not big enough to "beat it up" and other such bigg nob referances.

    - Christina Agularia, Candy Shop, she sings "he's a one stop shop with a real big cock.

    I had thought of others but cant remeber now and should leave some for sombody else. Cheers.
     
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    yea rappers do it all the time.. ludacris for example..


    I think mostly for attention.
     
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    Ray J has a big one
     
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    Yeah for sure its all in rap but thats blokes rapping about there big ones but not women singing about them if you get me thats what I was thinking if you see my examples.
     
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    First of all, her name is Christina Aguilera and the name of the song is "Candyman". And unless she did an unreleased x-rated version of the song, those lyrics don't appear anywhere in the released version. The song and video were played often on various outlets and I can't imagine them making it on the air. The only times Christina does refer to "he's a one stop shop" is when she sings:

    He's a one-stop, makin' all the panties drop

    He's a one-stop, makin' my cherry pop

    He's a one-stop, baby don't stop
     
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    Aerosmith "Big Ten Inch Record"
    "I whip out my big ten inch (record)"

    Caviar "Flawed Like A Diamond"
    "She whispers something obscene, I’m hung like a giant"

    Tool "Maynard's Dick"
    "Slide a mile six-inches at a time on Maynard's dick"



    best i could come up with off the top of my head...Aerosmith probably has more cuz they have the most sexual innuendos of any band i can think of (along with AC/DC ("Big Balls", for example))...and Maynard's six inches arent exactly "big", but still a good song.
     
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    Sorry, I don't know any girls that go on about it. I quoted some Prince lyrics :p
     
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    Peaches - "Tent In Your Pants" :smile:
     
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    I have to see If I can find it . A song from the 1940,s


    Nana Agatha's "Dinghy" Song
    (a.k.a. "The Dinghy Song" by Ruth Wallis)

    Sailing, sailing, over the ocean blue
    My Davey's got a dinghy
    So he paddles his own canoe.

    He's got the cutest little dinghy in the navy
    And all the girlies know that its so.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy
    They love to watch him go -- Heave Ho (You know it!)
    Now just for a lark, he went and painted it green
    It's the only green dinghy that the girls have ever seen.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy -- Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    Now all the sailors take their girls canoeing,
    It's an old, old, navy technique.
    But Davey gets more girlies with his dinghy,
    And what is worse, it never springs a leak.
    Now every time it rains, his little dingy gets wet,
    But Davey says it's waterproof, so he doesn't fret.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    To keep it from the girlies, Davey says it's very hard
    It isn't even safe down at the Navy Yard.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    It isn't very narrow; it isn't very wide,
    But you should see that thing
    Go in and out with the tide.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    Now it isn't very long
    And it isn't very short,
    It's build for speedy action and it gets them into port.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    Now the Admiral has a flag ship,
    The captain's got a cruiser
    But Davey's got a dinghy -- it's a lolly palooza!
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.

    And the old Admiral was heard to say
    If he had Davey's dinghy
    He would always feel springy,
    He'd ride the waves night and day.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy - Heave Ho, Heave Ho.
     
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    Some interesting ones there, not sure quite where you would have heard that one from gjorg but sounds funny. Also one that I am not sure qualifies but I like to think it does is

    Maddona, Like a Virgin. In the sense it was so big it was like the first time all over again, thats what I heard but I have no proof to back this up but the story fits.

    Edonline I am ever so sorry I miss spelled Christina Aguilera's name I must try harder infutre and if you listen to the words of the song or read the lyrics, you will see that she infact sings
    "He's a one stop shop with a real big (blank)
    He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman"

    hmmm what could the blank be?
     
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    I auta(sp) slap you upside the head with 9" of limp dick.
    N.W.A. - from the song Dopeman off the "Straight Outta Compton" cd
     
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    Jack White's is reportedly huge.
     
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    "Get Your Roll On"
    (feat. J)

    Ooooohhhhh, what, what, what
    Ooooohhhhh, yeah

    [Verse 1 (Manny Fresh)]
    I..fuck..these...hoes
    Af-ter...our shows
    Big dicks... we slang
    Freak bitch... do ya thang (do yo thang)
     
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    Destiny's Child -- "Soldier" Chorus

    [chorus]
    If his status ain't hood, I ain't checkin' for him
    Better be street if ya lookin' at me
    I need a soldier
    That ain't scared to stand up for me
    Known to carry big things, if you know what I mean
     
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    Is there any wonder why little dicked people have such a complex when talk of big dicks is so prevelant in general life.
     
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    One of the best lines in the dingey song is about IT not even being safe at the navy yard. Gay reference
     
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    the rapper Redman is huge
     
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    no you're completely wrong. the very last time in the song she says 'hes a one-stop shop with a real big' and then theres a 'ughhh' layered overtop of what would be the word 'cock' by all normal rhyme-scheme

    the song is about her husband whos apparently huge

    and speaking of the post above about redman, they did that dirrty video together, and in that song he says 'hung low like bernie mac' haha, and they grind all over each other in that video, i think its pretty obvious christina's a size queen
     
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    Aguilera was on the Ellen show last year talking about her son's briss, for which they had ordered big penis-shaped balloons as part of the decorations. Ellen asked if one could get other sizes of penis-shaped balloons, and Auguilera answered, "For our family we got big ones" with a big smile, then she looked at the camera and said, "There ya go, baby!"

    The clip was on YouTube for a whille, but I don't know if it still is.

    Update: here's the vid. The briss discussion starts at about 3:20.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VDZ0cKRlFA
     
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    Goldfinger's 'Mable' refers to a girl who the singer fell in love with, and she left him for a guy named Charlie after she saw his package and exclaims 'that looks like a tube of cookie dough!'

    Mable Music Video
     
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