Big dicks in music.

[jjsjr]

Beyonce's "Ego"

Oh baby, how you doing?
You know I'm gonna cut right to the chase
Some women were made but me, myself
I like to think that I was created for a special purpose
You know, what's more special than you? You feel me

It's on baby, let's get lost
You don't need to call into work 'cause you're the boss
For real, want you to show me how you feel
I consider myself lucky, that's a big deal

Why? Well, you got the key to my heart
But you ain't gonna need it, I'd rather you open up my body
And show me secrets, you didn't know was inside
No need for me to lie

It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up

He got a big ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up

Usually I'm humble, right now I don't choose
You can leave with me or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant, I call it confident
You decide when you find on what I'm working with

Damn I know I'm killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact it's my smile or maybe my eyes
Boy you a site to see, kind of something like me

It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
I talk like this 'cause I can back it up

I got a big ego, such a huge ego
But he love my big ego, it's too much
I walk like this 'cause I can back it up

I, I walk like this 'cause I can back it up
I, I talk like this 'cause I can back it up
I, I can back it up, I can back it up
I walk like this 'cause I can back it up

It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up

He got a big ego, such a huge ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up

Ego so big, you must admit
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch
Ego so strong, if you ain't know
I don't need no beat, I can sing it with piano

 

[tommiet]

:bryce:

 

[killerb]

the rapper Redman is huge

do u speak from experience? :33:

 

[nolbaby]

Methods of Mayhem - "Get Naked"
Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry

Foxy Brown Feat. Jay-z - "I'll be"
Foxy:
I'm sayin, what's the sense in delayin
I'm tryin to run G from the P to the A.M.
I saw your little thing now I'm swayin, OK'in

Salt-N-Pepa - "Shoop"
Salt:
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
Youre a shotgun - bang! whats up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?

LL Cool J Feat. LeShaun - "Doin' It"
[LL Cool J]
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live nigga like it girl?
[LeShaun]
Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?
[LL Cool J]
Nice and hard

20 Fingers - "Short Dick Man"
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Shaggy Feat. Nicole Scherzinger - "Don't ask her that"
[Verse 1: Shaggy]
Don't ask bout the past you should let some things be
No need to concern bout the man she has seen
You ask how many she tell you just three
Knowing that your ego can't handle thirteen
It's best not to ask bout her previous guys
Unless you are willin to handle her lie
Especially when she's discussin their size
You just might be in for a bigger surprise

Mickey Avalon - "My dick"
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


I could go all day, but I think that's enough.

 

[blkbro510]

How huge?

the rapper Redman is huge

 

[blkbro510]

Didn't liz phair come out with a song just about cock, big white cock to be exact?

 

[B_VinylBoy]

There's more dick in nolbaby's post than in the LPSG Picture Gallery. :biggrin:

 

[knowhow2useit]

No the best song inadvertantly about big dicks is Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love". When i first heard it on the radio I couldn't BELIEVE she was saying that...

You cut me open, and I keep bleeding, I keep keep bleeding...love

Yeah right bitch, "love"? That's such a last second cover up, we all know what happened Leona, don't try to hide it

 

[whatireallywant]

Didn't liz phair come out with a song just about cock, big white cock to be exact?

I think the song you're thinking of is H.W.C. - Hot White Cum.

 

[TheRob]

When did C.Aguilera's titties get real big?

 

[lilguy21]

When did C.Aguilera's titties get real big?

sense she had the kid, thats typical, doubt they'll stay that big

 

[divadomme]

Ummm.... Yeah, Missy Elliot is actually not into dicks... I thought everyone knew that.

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

gisselle short dick man.

 

[Inter Ested]

An older one: "Perfect Ten" by Beautiful South:

"When he's at my gate
With a big fat eight
You wanna see the smile on my face"

 

[deleted3934851]

Anything on Redman the rapper?

 

[paskharen]

"I take a look at my enormous penis" obviously. It's kinda like the soundtrack to my life
And there's this scene in... Can't remember the name of the movie, but if you YouTube "too big to fit in here"