Big dong poem

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  1. Lionel_Inchy

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    Bored, thought I'd edit this. Welcome do your own ..

    My big ol cock,
    Too big for even a sock,
    Her ass couldn't handle it,
    That big fuckin' piece of shit.

    We went out and bought some lube,
    A great big muthafuckin' tube,
    No matter how hard we tried,
    My cock wouldn't fit inside.

    Then her ass started to ache,
    We decided we'd take a break,
    Did it missionary for a while,
    FUCK MISSIONARY, that ain't my style!
     
  2. ConanTheBarber

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    ^^^^^^^
    Hats off, gentlemen. A new genius of the lyric poem has arrived.:tongue:
     
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    That's uniquely different...really enjoyed it.
     
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    funny man :tongue: :biglaugh:
     
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