Big Flashy Car = Small Penis

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by sweetsweats, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. sweetsweats

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    Myth: Guys that drive big, flashy, raised, lowered, customized, and/or obnoxious cars, trucks, and SUV's are compensating for their diminutive members.

    Do you guys think there is anything to this myth?

    Now, I know there are exceptions to this rule, and I'm not looking for these exceptions. Please don't post "I drive a raised Escalade with 42" rims and I'm, 9.5X7"

    I know three guys that fit this description. Of all my friends, they have the smallest penises and the flashiest cars. and, for comparison sake, my three x boyfriends were as follows.

    Guy had an 8x6 and drove a Geo Metro
    Derek had a 7.5x5.5 and drove a stock, beat-up Cherokee
    David had a 8.5x6 and drove an old Civic
    I have a 7.5x5 and drive a 10 year old Olds

    So in my limited experience, the myth holds true.
     
  2. Kowgirl

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    Hmm...maybe thats the reason for my urge to drive big, flashy cars/trucks...

    Here's my truck in Texas: http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6387/truck1av9.jpg

    The tag reads "Peewee", thats been my nickname for at least 25 years.


    I also have a Honda Goldwing and a Honda Valkyrie...not exactly the smallest of bikes for a 5'7" gal...


    Must be because I aint got no dick! LOL

    Cheers,
    Kowgirl aka Peewee :biggrin1:
     
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    lol. I never thought about it like that, but you may have a point.
     
  4. mindseye

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    I don't think that it's "compensation" per se. Guys need hobbies, and well-hung guys may well be tempted to find a certain hobby that doesn't involve their car. ;)


    More seriously, I'd say that we all have our passions in this world -- mine include my teaching, my music, and my involvement in the political process. Some passions require innate traits like talent or self-confidence, and some passions just require external traits like spending money.

    I'd say that if a guy's passions only involve external traits, that's probably a sign that there's something wrong with his self-esteem. Not necessarily his penis size, although that might be a factor in his self-esteem issues.

    On the other hand, I see nothing wrong with a guy whose passions involve a balance between internal and external traits: like the actor who collects baseball memorabilia, or the peace activist who wears expensive clothes.

    Long story short (too late!), if a guy's invested a lot in his car, find out what else he's interested in besides the car before making any judgements.
     
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    Why else would they waste so much money on stupid, ugly, impractical vehicles?

    Interesting theory.

    I have always like the practical, functional vehicles. "Family" vehicles actually. Station wagons, SUVs, or vans. All your stuff or people, all inside, fold down the seats for big stuff.

    I could care less if people think my vehicle isn't the coolest. So what? I didn't buy it for them, I bought it for me.
     
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    Generally speaking no; but there was this one guy. :biggrin1: He was truly the worst lover I have ever had. It wasn't just his small dick (5x4.5) but his inability to do anything pleasurable with it. Anyway, he drove a black Hummer: H3. That was even more of a turn off to me than his bad personality and lousy lovemaking skills.
     
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    i have to agree with that. Small guys need something more flashy indeed.
     
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    NIC160 would have a lot to say about this. I buy it to an extent. That is, until the day I decide I can actually afford that Maserati
     
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    That explains why Scwarzenegger has a fleet of Hummers...
     
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    I've got a 1995 Jeep Wrangler (white), 1995 Dodge Ram 4 x 4 diesel (black, inherited when my father died), and a 1962 Lincoln Continental convertible (white, tan/cream leather interior). I only drive my cars when I'm in the USA, which is almost never. Otherwise I take the Metro or el Subte, collectivos, autobuses, and lots of taxis.

    When I am in the USA, I prefer to drive the 62 Lincoln. It actually gets better mileage than the pickup or my Wrangle (20 mpg) even though it has a four-barrel carburetor. It's more of a "reliving the golden years of auto engineering" than a penis replacement.

    Sometimes I think maybe I should treat myself to a new Jaguar or something equally exotic. But I'd only drive it a few weeks each year. Why bother? But guys my age dashing about in Corvettes or specialized roadsters, I don't know. I think they've got more problems than possibly a small dick. There is an oil crisis happening, in case no one has noticed.

    As for my dick, it's clown-sized and more than matches giant clown shoes.
     
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    I am 6.5 x 5 and drive a 2007 Toyota Tacoma Sport Crew Cab. You tell me if I am compensating.
     
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    My car shit the bed two weeks ago and I've been doing a lot of posting on here inbetween shopping for a new one. So while I currently firmly believe in the myth (going around on foot gives you an even bigger dick than driving a crappy car) ask me again two weeks from now, where I will tell you that it's all a crock from the open window of my shiny new ride.
     
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    2000 Ford Ranger XLT, proof that big things come in small packages, lol!
     
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    Although I haven't a clue about the size of their dicks, most of my friends have flash cars but I think that is due to their reasonable wealth and passion for cars.

    I also drive a flashy car and I've got a big cock, so the myth isn't true in my case. I'd rather own a car that is a pleasure to drive than some boring small car.

    I do understand why someone lacking certain qualities would "compensate" with a nice car, mine is quite the babe magnet!
     
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    From the January 28 issue of New Yorker magazine:

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    I have no idea if this is true, but I drive a very ordinary small car (lol)
     
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    Urban legend, I think. I drive a small 2000 VW quite happily. I know to "scary size" men and one drives a Expedition and the other drives an Escalade. Clearly, they have nothing to compensate for with a vehicle.
     
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    Yes, but we all know it is camouflaged by a light-refractive cloak covering up something the Poindexters at Area 51 are drooling to get their hands on and reverse engineer!:biggrin1:
     
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    I think maybe it has to do with age...and circumstance.


    When you see a 50 year old married guy with a flashy car... chances are his kids are finally grown and he can finally buy something other than a minivan for the first time since getting married.


    If its a 40 year old guy who just got divorced who suddenly gets a flash car... he's probably trying to attract women a little too young for him... or compensate for a shortcoming, so to speak.


    If its 30 year old guy, married, with kids... he's got a teensy dick.

    If its a 30 year old guy unmarried... he's a player, which means he' could be any size...

    If its a 20 year old guy... and his daddy bought it for him... then he's just spoiled... and probably just average...


    but if its a 20 year old who bought it himself.... chances are he can't afford it unless he's selling crack.... or he really really NEEDS the car to get laid...which means puny peter.

    anyhow--- its a theory
     
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    I have had a succession of what most would consider really really nice cars...Benz and BMW mainly. And I have a big dick.

    Sorry, I just like really nice cars. I get a nice car to make ME happy, and I like a lot of horsepower. Anything under 300 HP is kinda boring to me.

    If someone likes me because of what I drive (or don't) they can fuck off.

    I like certain foods too, cuz they make me happy.

    I see a lot of old guys driving Porsches, and I am not a Porsche fan, personally. I am too tall. I see some short guys driving big cars, but I would not have any idea about their dick size.

    Just my $.02
     
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