Ok here's mine, a freshly killed grizzly bear. There's a trick to it though, you have to kill it in the most manliest way possible, posssibly an axe, or unarmed preferably. Then you take a bite out of its still beating heart, then you have to run to a woman and get good up against the wall.
You will cum buckets.
May'be killing the bear with your bare hands and then swallowing it's heart whole will cause your balls to explode from over production of sperm. No, may'be killing a whale with a toothpick will allow you to shoot enough sperm to put out house fires.
I'm ok with my loads. Peter north is famous for a reason I guess.
I have started taking Pygeum, saw palmetto, Zinc and Lecithin, read some articles that these will help in increasing my loads and my sperm count, just started and see bigger loads and gonna check with a doctor to see if my count has gone up. Also drink lots and lots of water.
I used that combo several years ago and found the Lecithin to cause gastric upset and found out in the last couple of years that the Saw Palmetto works on reducting a guys' testosterone converting into dehydrotestosterone, believed to be a huge cause of enlarged prostate but research shows that the real cause is excess E2, estradiol, a female hormone that binds to testosterone receptor sites effectively blocking uptake of testosterone. Hence, I stopped taking Saw Palmetto and now take DIM supplements but don't have the ejaculate volume I had with the Saw Palmetto.