Big New Guy

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Rayyy, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. Rayyy

    Rayyy New Member

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    Hi Everyone,

    Names Ray, new to London and thought I'd take a chance on this site after reading the initial post... we'll see.

    I'm an order of magnitude above BIG, which means two things:

    1) I'm too big for sex and have never had an orgasm with a woman.
    2) I can't hide my size.

    So I'll tell you what a typical day is like for me and see if this is really a support group. First, I am not a handsome man and my body is just a bit better than ok. My cock on the other hand is too big to be believed and that's because I have abnormal girth as well.

    True typical day (Thursday here).

    Woke up at 7 am to find two girls in the room nextdoor watching me lay on top of my bed and get up. The giggles start and their window slams, lights off in seconds.

    Get ready trying to find the pair of underwear that gives the best support and then I head downstairs to the breakfeast room. It's packed with talkative teen girls and women that come to a complete standstill as they anounce, "He's here!". I shake a little, this attention upsets me LOTS so I settle only on a bowel of cereal which I somehow have to fight my way to a table with. The teen girls are bumping me. My empty table which seats four (cramped) has 6 of these teens girls sitting with me in seconds. Lots of extra room in the place. It turns out they are all high school students from Germany and quite cute too.

    I get two hands on my crotch from two different girls and lots of laughter. I get up to get away a bit and grab a glass of juice from the counter machine. I'm really pressured by them to sit back down and I actually do. Their two teachers come by to stop the harassement and the female one hits on me too.

    Back upstairs, grab my bag and I'm on the way to work. Leaving the lobby I turn in my key and the the very young girl at the counter hits on me. I'm totally flattered actually... but race to work.

    The 1/4 mile walk to the Tube gets me no stares today, but the 30 minute ride south get lots of stares -- men glance away, older women lear, younger women smile and lick their lips.

    Changing for the train at Wimbledon an exceptionally busty hardbody on the platform says, "WOW!!! I'm sorry I always thought you were a nerd or something. I actually caught a diff car on Tuesday to escape you. Damn, you're giving me all that tonight, darling. Freaking super." We plan to meet back here at 6, only human, but I'm in it only for her tits.

    Arrive at work. This can be such a hassle. All I'll say is I get through the day as always.

    Leave work and head to Wimbledon to MEAT, "Taylor". 46FF and we have sex. She can't take me all in of course, and I know going super-slow helps. I really want this girl and put a ton of effort into it. It ends in tears as she can't do a thing for me. Still I'd like to try again.

    Head home on the Tube. A few female stares, but nothing at all bad. Kinda like that.

    Walk into my building as two women walk out. One misses seeing my package, the other an ok blonde stops and blocks my way. She looks me up from cock to face and drools her tongue out then races off to catch up to her friend.

    I walk down the hall to the lobby to collect my key. The lobby is full of the German teens again, male and female. I try not to face them and collect my key, 5 steps to my room. Two of girls race up behind me and corner me in the hall to do a survey. They are so cute I agree, but say I need a moment in my room to brush my teeth, drop my bag off, etc. I'll meet them in the lobby with everyone else. A little pout from them (can't be more than 16?) and I do what I say and grab a pen, open the door, and...

    Both girls are right outside my door and the one with the larger bust is completely topless. And I do the interview answering questions like what do I like to do in London, what's my free time like, etc. And the whole time she's topless. I'm thinking I'm going to go to jail or something. So I ushered them into my room, which in hindsight considering their age was the most stupid move ever. Showed them my penis and let them touch a bit. Let them take a few mobile phone pictures if I got one in return - didn't :-(

    Watched TV and relaxed, then went out. The giggling girls in the lobby blew me a kiss and off I went to MacDonalds. I do get lots of stares from guys btw, I just do my utmost to ignore them (and their RUDE comments).

    Entering McD, one teen goes into facial shock as I walk past her to the counter. She's batting on her female friend to take a look too. So I grab my stuff and head upstairs to eat alone. No problems here.

    Then I head to what I think isn't a bad Pub, just to set one girl in a group of three alight as I order a beer. They all have the hardest time trying not to be obvious, but suddenly they are all around me in turns. Boyfriends are not happy, so I leave my beer and head somewhere else.

    I'm pissed off over this, so I do go back about 10 mins later and head to the other end of the bar. One of three has already had a super fight with her boyfriend over this and publicly claims me as her new one. I gave her a business card and left before I got beat up.

    A quick walk home, but I stop outside an internet cafe to read a job posting. Like an idiot, my gear is on full display to the first girl inside. She smiles A LOT, I leave and she runs up and gives me her number and a long, low hug.

    Pass a restuarant on the way back where three young women are having a dinner together. The one facing me spits out her soup in shock and yells and pokes her friends to take a look. All three come outside to talk, leaving their meal and offer me a ride.

    I pass - walk into the lobby, grab my key and I'm into my room without issue. One note on the floor. It's the cute German survey teens. Two questions:

    1) How BIG is my penis?
    2) What time will I be down for breakfast?

    and a room number.

    Here at my computer I write this. The window is open simply because of heat and I'm in my underwear and socks. The two girls nextdoor are watching me again, but I honestly don't care. I've no idea who they are, their room is dark, but I do show a bit as I'm in an ok mood.

    NOW, anyone who knows me, knows I can't stand the sound of the employee bathroom fan which is right next to my room. It shuts off 5 minutes after the night staff is done there, if the idiots remember to hit the switch. I always head out all groggy and flip off the switch myself.

    Well, the cats out of the bag and the German teens are doing it to get to see me come outside in the hall. It's incredibly embarrassing to be caught in my underwear outside, still sleepy and getting a stupid amount of attention. Some are taking pictures and their two teachers come out and yell them away. I feel I was gone faster than anyone.

    So that's an honest-to-god day. And while some of you might think it's great, imagine never being able to turn that off. Good luck in a job interview! Or how about shopkeepers that think you're stealing? Or movie theatre ushers? Or having your junk grabbed a few times a day? It's not at all pleasant.

    The best way I can explain this is imagine Jordan (Katie Price). We'll, I'm the male equivalent, but without a private ride and a bodyguard and my own home. She can be alone, I can't. We'll see what this group can offer. Too big is a real problem, and YES this is real day for me. Don't be jealous, it sucks... for more than a day ;-)
     
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    Ok you freak of nature - show us the meat!!!!
     
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    First, welcome. If you are honest, you'll have support and ears, and insights from lots of good people. If you're not honest, and just here to spin a yarn about a ficticious guy with a huge dong, then you won't get much support.

    Your journal entry "day" is odd. If you're life sucks having such a big dick, why are you not more guarded about it showing? There is clothing out there, even if it isn't in men's briefs, that would allow you to show very little, and thus, avoid all the negative attention you profess to having.

    As you describe it, it really sounds more like positive attention, but with the frustration that you haven't had a partner who can handle your size. And from my experience, there are many, MANY wonderful things to do with sex besides intercourse.

    All that being said, welcome. I hope you find some encouragement and support here.

    Wouldn't hurt to post a pic or two, or at least elaborate on the specifics of your size.
     
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    Hi and Welcome to LPSG, Thanks for sharing you story with us you poor man...........I think:pat:
     
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    I read ya story (twice) and ............................. I smell bullshit.....
     
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    3) You don't have pics to back up your claim
    4) ...

    What he said.
     
  7. Tlss

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    Yeah I think you need to post a picture of your "super massive cock" so we'll know how big it really is. That way we can give you our honest advice and support.
     
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    :confused: Where's the beef?:confused:
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!
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    Sounds like you forgot to get dressed...
     
  10. Rayyy

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    Support group, my ass! have a nice life and it ends at that.
     
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    Rayyy ... souunds like u need to take a spoonful of criticism along with ur gallon of boasting. As others said, sounds like it could be fiction. Lots of fakers roam these halls. If you want REAL responses off concern, you need to post a photo or two.

    OK, so you have a hard time with sexual intercourse. Lots of guys on here do. You can get honest responses and help (if you post a photo and elaborate).

    You also sound like :

    A. You don't like to show your package, and
    B. You like to show your package

    Which one is it? Youdon;t want to show it to certain people (the German school girls and people in the Tube and restaurants). Then at other times you show it to those SAME German girls and people on the Tube, etc.

    Hopeully you can see how you sound us, the members of this group. If you want to cry and run away that is yourr choice. But if you want to be taken seriously you need to elaborate more and make more of an effort. The group memebers don't wanna waste their time answering seriously if they smell a rat. Take this however you like.
     
  12. burns1de

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    LOL... busted!
     
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    you need not post pics if you do not want to..but you have to look at the inconsistencies in ya story....and the way it read to the posters of this board....I for one am an experienced bullshit smeller..I can (besides sniffing assholes) sniff out a fake a mile away..
    we do not support bullshit...now move ya post to fictitious stories before you go...



     
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    Hey, Ray, welcome.
     
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    well I've only been a member for a day, but this sounds strange....Why not go into the porno bussiness? Then Everyone can see what you got, and you don't have to work no more. Seems to me if you got you flaunt it.
     
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    A bit TOO touchy! (for someone actually wanting support)

    He's better off in the fantasy world he came from. Even they way he began his VERY protracted introduction about "taking a chance" with the group. Doesn't make sense, until you read all that he wrote. It's not to be believed as it doesn't read right, and it's not even good fitction at that.

    Guess he "took's his chances"
     
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    :dunno::wtf1::eek:wned22::firedevil:
     
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    When I first read this I was not sure if I was in Fic. Stories or not...

    EDIT- Oh and, HELLOGOODBYE
     
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    hit us with ur powerfool tool pics!
     
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