Big Penis at the pub in Chicago

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  1. prince albert dong

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    So, I walk into a bar/pub in downtown Chicago loop. Get beer, grab some peanuts, and went to the head.
    Walk in and this ugly dude has soft eight inches hanging out in the urinal, no shit. And I thought, fuck, I need to tell my LPSG friends.
    Cheers.
     
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    I've never heard 'head' used to mean toilet before!
     
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    Something we said alot in the military. Example: "Im going to the head to have a slash".
     
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    Well I know it wasn't me because I don't hang like that soft
     
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    That is a Navy term for the toilet....
     
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    And....you're not "ugly"......
     
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    I was going to post the same thing! :biggrin1:
     
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    i thought ever one has heard of someone saying there going 2 the head b4
     
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    You should've told him about LPSG!
     
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    Kind of an irony, this thread turned I.to teaching about definition of going to thehead, when the subject wad large long dong silver hanging out all over.
     
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    Thanks Silver and Light. Maybe I can snap a pic at the "head" next time
     
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    Haha... Thanks for sharing! 8" soft?!? DAMN. Thick?
     
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    I know, 40 mph. If I see someone going 40 I'm going to assume they ran out of gas.
     
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    Yup, you shouldn't do that.
     
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