If universal government health care becomes a reality, then penile enhancement surgery might become a "right" for every citizen (and illegal immigrant). How to pay for this? Tax those of us with big penises. "Measuring maids", who work for ACORN, will go from door to door measuring us and fixing our tax accordingly. Refusal to become erect for the measuring maid will be punishable by a large fine or imprisonment or both. If you are gay, there will be a measuring man. So my question is: what would be a fair penis tax? How much per inch? PS This is a silly post. There is no rule against silly posts.