Big People Words

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  1. Pitbull

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    Only Big People Words Allowed


    On the first day of Kindergarten the teacher insisted that the kids refrain from baby talk and instead use "big people" words.

    When she asked little Billy what he'd done during the summer, Billy said, "I went on a ride on the choo-choo."

    "No, you didn't!" the teacher shrieked. "You took a ride on a train, Billy. Remember, you're in school now and must use big people words! The next pupil who uses baby talk will get detention. So Johnny, what was the las book you read?"

    Johnny thought real hard and then answered,


    "Winnie The Shit!"
     
  2. psidom

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    haha nice.:smile:
     
  3. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    As they say "from the mouths of babes"
    HAHAHA
    :rofl:
     
  4. hockeyguy741

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    LOL....:smile:
     
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