A guy walks into public bathroom. while he is taking a piss, he sees a leprechaun using the other urinal next to him. he cannot help to notice that this leprechaun has a 12" dick. he says, "sorry sir but I can't help to notice...you are such a small guy AND your Irish, how do you have a dick like that? Little green man answers, "I'm a leprechaun matey, I can wish for anything!" Guy jumps at opportunity, "I want a big dick too, will you grant ME a wish?" So the Leprechaun responds, "sure thing matey, just as long as you do something for me as a fair trade." "YES, I am willing to do anything for a monster schlong!" "very well then matey! I would love a little oral, sir." In disgust, the man shuts his eyes, shrugs his shoulders, and goes to work... Moments later after the deed is done, the man washes his mouth out and sighs, "glad that's over, I can't BELIEVE I did that!" the Leprechaun smiles, but before he leaves the bathroom he says over his shoulder, "I can't BELIEVE you thought I was a Leprechaun..."