big toy is on the way

[ace_dexter]

I just ordered a Jeff Styker model dildo for my wife. the user reviews are great.
Here is the pitch, from the web site
The Jeff Stryker Cock is a nice size for starting to move up to bigger toys. It's 9.5 long (8.5 insertable), and 2.2 thick (7 around). There's a very nice curve to the shaft, which feels great against your G-spot or prostate! This version of the Jeff Strker cock is made of super-soft UR3, the latest ultra realistic latex formula, for an incredibly realistic feeling!Jeff Stryker UR3 Cock
It will be our second toy and it is bit bigger than the first. It is a 8.5 inch vibrator but it didn't look realistic at all. This toy looks as much like the real thing as something made in a factory can.
What I'm wondering is how should I introduce my wife to Jeff. Should I let her see the big fellow or should I keep it hidden until she is juiced up after some good oral forplay and then side it in without her knowing what hit her?
Anybody ever done that? introduce a new toy unannouced?
Do think jeff is going to be too big?
It should be here next week, I will let you know how works out.

 

[royston]

112 views and not 1 reply....

i guess no one gives a shit

l

 

[Mumzi]

What I'm wondering is how should I introduce my wife to Jeff. Should I let her see the big fellow or should I keep it hidden until she is juiced up after some good oral forplay and then side it in without her knowing what hit her?
Anybody ever done that? introduce a new toy unannouced?
Do think jeff is going to be too big?
It should be here next week, I will let you know how works out.

Should you just "slide it in without her knowing what hit her"?

Oh, you and I would not get along very long, lol. I think you would do better asking her when and if she wants to use it. I'm sure you know your wife better than anyone
else, but, I'm going with "talk to her first".

 

[PILEDRIVER]

i can't understand why your doin this, why not use your cock to please her.

 

[D_alex8]

i can't understand why your doin gthis, why not use your cock to please her.

Yes, and preferably only in the missionary position as well.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Try playing one of Jeff's videos for her and then whipping it out for her to take on.

 

[windtalkerways]

An anotomically correct doll...too funny!

The dildo does not look appealing to me...

 

[D_alex8]

Yep, the Jeff S. dildo has never borne even the slightest resemblance to his actual cock IMHO, it has the look of a slightly wilted wax candle to it (not to mention that it's obviously larger than the real thing, like every other 'porn star dildo' on the market):

http://www.gay.pl/img/teksty/3/MjAwNTEwMDIxNDE1MDg=.jpg

I'm loving the doll, though, WTW ---

http://pics.hoobly.com/full/298fe14362cf0b703db2f8cb66203006.jpg

 

[windtalkerways]

Yep, the Jeff S. dildo has never borne even the slightest resemblance to his actual cock IMHO, it has the look of a slightly wilted wax candle to it (not to mention that it's obviously larger than the real thing, like every other 'porn star dildo' on the market):

http://www.gay.pl/img/teksty/3/MjAwNTEwMDIxNDE1MDg=.jpg

I'm loving the doll, though, WTW ---

http://pics.hoobly.com/full/298fe14362cf0b703db2f8cb66203006.jpg

His veg are as big as the meat! LOL!
I don't see what the deal is with him,
he has no length!

What's Hoobly, Alex? It's all that's in
the second link.

 

[D_alex8]

What's Hoobly, Alex? It's all that's in
the second link.

Grrrrrr, they obviously don't like people linking to their site --- here he be in all his, erm, 'glory'?!?! :smile:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/zarpafilms9/jeffdoll.jpg

 

[windtalkerways]

Grrrrrr, they obviously don't like people linking to their site --- here he be in all his, erm, 'glory'?!?! :smile:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/zarpafilms9/jeffdoll.jpg

And have they made another doll with the
appropriate holes?

Male or female...:tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

And have they made another doll with the
appropriate holes?

Male or female...:tongue:

Well, if Barbie isn't available, I guess any of these gals would do for mini-Jeff ---

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/zarpafilms9/hohohohoho.jpg

 

[windtalkerways]

Well, if Barbie isn't available, I guess any of these gals would do for mini-Jeff ---

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/zarpafilms9/hohohohoho.jpg

Maybe Ken should quit trying
to win back Barbie and date
Jeff instead.

 

[D_alex8]

Maybe Ken should quit trying
to win back Barbie and date
Jeff instead.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1364/ken3bs.jpg

Damn, Ken is such a queen, how did I never spot that before?

 

[Freddie53]

Yes, and preferably only in the missionary position as well.

and maintaining modesty at all times. Keep those sheets up to the shoulders please.

 

[ace_dexter]

windtalkerways
The dildo does not look appealing to me...

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Really? I thought it was a good looking wang, shows what I know, Hope my wife is dissapointed with my poor taste.

 

[ace_dexter]

Should you just "slide it in without her knowing what hit her"?

Oh, you and I would not get along very long, lol. I think you would do better asking her when and if she wants to use it. I'm sure you know your wife better than anyone
else, but, I'm going with "talk to her first".

Mumzi you are so right, boy do I sound like a jerk
Really I am a kind, sensitive guy, even though am not gay
Do you like my choice in toys?

 

[D_alex8]

Really I am a kind, sensitive guy, even though am not gay

Kind, sensitive straight/bi/tri/metro guys are allowed in this world too.

 

[zixxer]

Tongue fuck her until she is dripping and then slide it in. I did that with a girlfriend and she thought it was one of the coolest things ever!