TragicWhiteKnight: As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm a mixtape fiend, making compilations on a whim and so an LPSG-themed CD eventually had to happen. So, for your listening edutainment, here's "Songs In The Key of Large" tracklist and comments (I couldn't be bothered thinking of a good title - I'm open to suggestions...Title related suggestions, at least) If anybody wants me to burn them a copy, lemme know [there's a cover too but I don't know how to post images into board threads] 1. Arab Strap - Packs Of Three - Just the opening lines: "It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen; but you had no idea where that cock had been...". Best album opener. Ever. 2. Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate & Selma Blair - The Penis Song - From 'The Sweetest Thing', cut from the American release, ya prudes. "You're too big to fit in here" A nice family film. 3. Noreaga - Big Dicks - First of generic fairly misogynistic hip-hop songs (you try making this kinda mix without R&B, hip-hop, rap or hard metal...pretty tough) 4. Biker Joe Warren - Big Dick Dan - Country style tale of a "hell of a man" 5. Fred Schneider - Monster In My Pants - The lead singer of the B-52s telling people to hit his penis with a broom. I miss 80s music. 6. Sex Club - Big Dick Man - A remix of 20 Fingers' club classic '(Don't Want No) Short Dick Man'. And the only dance track on the CD, given all the others I could think of were kinda repetitive (namely Maurice Joshua's 'I've Got A Big Dick'. Whereby he just says he has a big dick. A lot. We got it the first time). 7. The Phantom Surfers - The Big Dick Club - More of a goofing around session than a song. But it's got a nice mood 8. Lillie Mae Kirkman - He's Just My Size - Raunch R&B tune from some time early in the century. Bawdy. 9. Khia - Big Black Dick - From bawdy to just plain nasty. 10. Dan Bern - Tiger Woods - A college radio staple, Dan sings about his "balls as big as grapefruits" and going down on Madonna. 11. Rodney Carrington - 12 Inch Dick - Another comedy song, from Mr Countrified Classlessness himself. 12. Betty Blowtorch - Size Queen - The only real ROCK!! song on here, but it's a good 'un. 13. Musigyny - All The Girls Like Big Dick - Noel Coward style cheap innuendo, a la the 'Big Dick Dan' song. But done with more naivete and charm. 14. Momus - A Complete History Of Penis Envy, Sizes 24 to 29 - One of my favourite artists, with a saucy piece of electronica 15. Uncle Luke - We Want Big Dick - I think this samples 'Tainted Love'. That's really all there is to say about it. 16. Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis - Brilliant little a cappella number. And unexpected, if you don't know the title. 17. Harry Nilsson - He's Large - Rare track from the 'Popeye' soundtrack, sung by, presumably, Olive Oyl. A nice innocent closer. PS: My initial plan to overlay one of the instrumental tracks with clips of women exclaiming "oh my god! That thing is huge" etc. was ruined after I only found 3 sound files. Any volunteers? Or, more importantly, better ideas?