Big Tunes

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  1. Imported

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    TragicWhiteKnight: As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm a mixtape fiend, making compilations on a whim and so an LPSG-themed CD eventually had to happen.
    So, for your listening edutainment, here's "Songs In The Key of Large" tracklist and comments (I couldn't be bothered thinking of a good title - I'm open to suggestions...Title related suggestions, at least)
    If anybody wants me to burn them a copy, lemme know [there's a cover too but I don't know how to post images into board threads]

    1. Arab Strap - Packs Of Three
    - Just the opening lines: "It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen; but you had no idea where that cock had been...". Best album opener. Ever.

    2. Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate & Selma Blair - The Penis Song
    - From 'The Sweetest Thing', cut from the American release, ya prudes. "You're too big to fit in here" A nice family film.

    3. Noreaga - Big Dicks
    - First of generic fairly misogynistic hip-hop songs (you try making this kinda mix without R&B, hip-hop, rap or hard metal...pretty tough)

    4. Biker Joe Warren - Big Dick Dan
    - Country style tale of a "hell of a man"

    5. Fred Schneider - Monster In My Pants
    - The lead singer of the B-52s telling people to hit his penis with a broom. I miss 80s music.

    6. Sex Club - Big Dick Man
    - A remix of 20 Fingers' club classic '(Don't Want No) Short Dick Man'. And the only dance track on the CD, given all the others I could think of were kinda repetitive (namely Maurice Joshua's 'I've Got A Big Dick'. Whereby he just says he has a big dick. A lot. We got it the first time).

    7. The Phantom Surfers - The Big Dick Club
    - More of a goofing around session than a song. But it's got a nice mood

    8. Lillie Mae Kirkman - He's Just My Size
    - Raunch R&B tune from some time early in the century. Bawdy.

    9. Khia - Big Black Dick
    - From bawdy to just plain nasty.

    10. Dan Bern - Tiger Woods
    - A college radio staple, Dan sings about his "balls as big as grapefruits" and going down on Madonna.

    11. Rodney Carrington - 12 Inch Dick
    - Another comedy song, from Mr Countrified Classlessness himself.

    12. Betty Blowtorch - Size Queen
    - The only real ROCK!! song on here, but it's a good 'un.

    13. Musigyny - All The Girls Like Big Dick
    - Noel Coward style cheap innuendo, a la the 'Big Dick Dan' song. But done with more naivete and charm.

    14. Momus - A Complete History Of Penis Envy, Sizes 24 to 29
    - One of my favourite artists, with a saucy piece of electronica

    15. Uncle Luke - We Want Big Dick
    - I think this samples 'Tainted Love'. That's really all there is to say about it.

    16. Davinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis
    - Brilliant little a cappella number. And unexpected, if you don't know the title.

    17. Harry Nilsson - He's Large
    - Rare track from the 'Popeye' soundtrack, sung by, presumably, Olive Oyl. A nice innocent closer.

    PS: My initial plan to overlay one of the instrumental tracks with clips of women exclaiming "oh my god! That thing is huge" etc. was ruined after I only found 3 sound files. Any volunteers? Or, more importantly, better ideas?
     
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    Dag: TragicWhiteKnight,
    That's one awesome collection!
    I dig Momus and just played his 'Penis Song' last night.

    "PS: My initial plan to overlay one of the instrumental tracks with clips of women exclaiming "oh my god!  That thing is huge" etc. was ruined after I only found 3 sound files.  Any volunteers?  Or, more importantly, better ideas?"

    How about a guy exclaiming "oh my god!  That thing is huge". If you like, I could record it and send you an mp3 file.

    TWN, I would love to get a copy of your mix! Would U be interested in exchanging files (wave, aiff, mp3, etc,.)

    Cheers - Dag
     
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    I haven't actually heard these, but they might be appropriate.

    Pansy Division - Dick Of Death
    Pansy Division - Wish I'd taken Pictures.

    -- Erik
     
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    hawl: I have to recommend Jay Phillips's theme song from the old Bob Chinn-directed John Holmes movie California Gigolo. Very pretty, sensitive singer-songwriter stuff that Jackson Browne must wish he did. A lot of the Holmes movies have "large" budgets, but because of that song this one has the best vibe I've seen. Bob Chinn is pretty much the inspiration for the Burt Reynolds character in Boogie Nights, right? Schoolly D has an old song called "Mr. Big Dick", but I don't think it's one of his more inspired creations.
     
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    8.5_inch_Canuck: You forgot " She loves my big ten inch "
    and Jackal's " She loves my cock"
     
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    gigantikok: And you forgot "Big Cock" by Fenix TX. Also a comedy song, but it fits.
     
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