Bigger on the toilet?

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  1. megamoose

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    This morning I noticed my that dick was noticeably bigger while I was sitting on the toilet (ass cheeks spread). I'm normally about 7in but measured 7.5 this morning, and was more girthy as well. Normally i'd just attribute this to variation in size but it was a big difference! Also, this happens rarely, not every time.

    So, does this happen to anyone else? And is there any way to keep these gains while im off the toilet? :biggrin1:
     
  2. D_Amadeus_Mofart

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    I'm not sure if this is real life.
     
  3. megamoose

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    I know it doesn't really make much sense, but it certainly happened!
     
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    you seriously joined LPSG (edit: a year and a half ago)just to tell us your dick looks bigger sitting down(now)?

    cruise around in a mobility scooter? sexy! :)
     
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    lol! could be that you had a semi from moring wood or that you had a full bladder. I sleep in the nude when i wake up i am a little more girther after i pee it's back to normal size
     
  6. rob_just_rob

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    Are you sure that wasn't a stool, and not your dick?



    OK, that was uncalled for. But on a serious note... why would you possibly have a ruler handy by the crapper? Or was this a premeditated exercise?
     
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    possible to be a tad hard if you had to go piss or even poop.
     
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    I'm sorry.....what?
     
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    I know how stupid you must sound, but I get the same thing.
    So people can laugh at us together :')
     
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    It is a magical toilet.
     
  11. bigirishman

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    Well if you had been just taking a Sh!te then it can be explained.
    The above activity (if not in a squatted position) requires internal pressure to evacuate. This increases blood pressure especially in the rectum, penis and even legs!! (why you get piles from a bad diet)(if you require a lot of pushing)
    Hope this helps
     
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    That sounds like a reasonable explanation. I feel bigger down below when I need to pee or poo.

    On a slighly different note, I don't know whether anyone else gets the same feeling, but I always find visiting here has quite a strong diuretic effect on me. If I don't need to pee before I log on here, I certainly do by the time I've finished if not before.
     
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    If you just flex, it will get slightly bigger.
     
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    Its also a point of view thing, if you are sitting your head is closer to your dick than if you were standing.
     
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