I was chatting in an online room earlier and I read a profile in which the dude made no attempts to diminish his preference for well-built, muscular jockish type men. And that's fine. Big guy all around, he claimed. Says that even if a dude isn't muscular, though, he's still interested in his big dick -- and, with that said, he said something to the effect of, "If you're as big around as a paper towel roll, then you've got my attention." Funny. I said a low fuck it, walked into the kitchen, and took this "paper roll" test. I could barely get half my cockhead in there; no dice for the rest of my schlong. I should've IMed him: "Hey buddy, you want a cock that's bigger than the paper towel roll's girth?"