Biggest/best lie someone told you to get sex?

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"Its only sex. I am not looking for a boyfriend."
A few fucks later, I almost felt like I was breaking up with someone. I even told her that. "I feel like I am breaking up with you, but there is nothing to break up from" She did not see it that way. Bitch!
 

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It would have to be that he had'nt had sex since his bad breakup with his ex ( like 1-2 years before ? ), didnt feel any sexual attraction towards anyone till he met me - of course I find out later he's bonking like half of his friends too .... flattery and sympathy is a bad combination ...
 

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Last week a guy told me he has 9 inches. He got his "inches" and "cm" confused. Freak
 

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people need to lie to get sex...

personally i wouldn't stoop to someone who didn't want the whole, wonderful package that is me.

*ego*

do you ever regret fibbing?
 

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It was at a party. She was drunk and told me that she'd be the "best" I ever had. Turns out that when we got to bed, she passed out. The next day, she asked me if I had a good time with her? I smiled and gave her a wink. I didn't have the heart to tell her the truth.