Biggest/best lie someone told you to get sex?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Jovial, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. Jovial

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    What was it and did it work?
     
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    "Its only sex. I am not looking for a boyfriend."
    A few fucks later, I almost felt like I was breaking up with someone. I even told her that. "I feel like I am breaking up with you, but there is nothing to break up from" She did not see it that way. Bitch!
     
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    It would have to be that he had'nt had sex since his bad breakup with his ex ( like 1-2 years before ? ), didnt feel any sexual attraction towards anyone till he met me - of course I find out later he's bonking like half of his friends too .... flattery and sympathy is a bad combination ...
     
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    Last week a guy told me he has 9 inches. He got his "inches" and "cm" confused. Freak
     
  5. dolfette

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    people need to lie to get sex...

    personally i wouldn't stoop to someone who didn't want the whole, wonderful package that is me.

    *ego*

    do you ever regret fibbing?
     
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    "I love you"
     
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    none.........i dont really care if someone uses me for sex. the more the merrier.
     
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    "This is my first time" Works everytime!
     
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    "No im not married" :rolleyes: And no it didnt work
     
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    star, you are the best looking guy i have ever teabagged, watch the teeth.
     
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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this thread! Some of those replies were PRICELESS!!!!!
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    has nick8 played that one on you too?? :eek:
     
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    It was at a party. She was drunk and told me that she'd be the "best" I ever had. Turns out that when we got to bed, she passed out. The next day, she asked me if I had a good time with her? I smiled and gave her a wink. I didn't have the heart to tell her the truth.
     
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