His 14 x 11 is missing. He misplaced his supersized dildo.
OR, he might have two penes, one is average size and one is 14 x 11, but he had it removed.
Guess what prep - you're right!! Guy has two cocks!
i wear briefs. i am only 8 by six but my bulge would get me into trouble even with baggy fit jeans. i would basically pitch a tent in the fabric.
14 X 11 hell yeah it's the truth.