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What's the biggest cumshot you've ever unloaded on a woman or yourself? My is 40 days worth (twice) & 7 feet in distance.

Working at a music festival, slept in bunk rooms so zero privacy, saved for 6 days (not willingly), was allowed to enjoy the last few days of the festival, ended up in a tent with a younger girl. Had sex, she was finishing me with a BJ, said I could cum in her mouth.

She regretted it.
 
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Working at a music festival, slept in bunk rooms so zero privacy, saved for 6 days (not willingly), was allowed to enjoy the last few days of the festival, ended up in a tent with a younger girl. Had sex, she was finishing me with a BJ, said I could cum in her mouth.

She regretted it.

I wish I was that girl
 

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I shoot to my face from my back and maybe 4-5 feet from standing up. Some of my ropes are really thick and are almost the size of a full-sized average load in volume. My video 'Massive shots fired' is one of my biggest explosions. I spray my whole torso down after saving up for a week. Looks like about 5 loads worth of cum, most of it squirted out
 

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I shoot to my face from my back and maybe 4-5 feet from standing up. Some of my ropes are really thick and are almost the size of a full-sized average load in volume. My video 'Massive shots fired' is one of my biggest explosions. I spray my whole torso down after saving up for a week. Looks like about 5 loads worth of cum, most of it squirted out
Marry me.
 
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Objectively, after at least 3 days not cumming, I have shot:
-18 spurts. This hasn't happened for a while though. I seem to top out now at around 15.
-around 10ml
-maximum distance of around 5 feet/1.5 metres

By way of evidence:
https://12squirtsguy.tumblr.com/post/166533570556/12squirtsguy-13-squirts-in-slow-mo#notes
https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/photos/1258712/

Anecdotally, the biggest ejaculation I can remember was in Florida after not seeing my girl for two and a half months. We fucked, I pulled out and came over her body like crazy. It was a lot.
 

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After edging for a while, and not-quite-cumming multiple times, I've been surprised how much cum has squirted out.
When I'm with a woman, 99.9% of the time my cum is going deep inside her vagina, so I really don't know the volume, but I've left some large wet spots on the bed!

The times where a woman has sucked and jerked me off to completion, many have been surprised at how much cum I've shot out. Once, flat on my back, after a great blowjob-handjob combination, I think I shot cum almost 3 feet straight up in the air. It really caught my girlfriend (and me) by surprise as it got all over everything!
 

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I can't remember all the details but frequently have had comments from many
females who I have had sex with comment on the volume of cum I produce.
I have large testicles so that might play a factor. Not big on distance, just volume.
When I cum in her vagina a lot leaks out when I pull out.
I did have a porn star I screwed at a swingers party compare it to Peter North's loads.
 

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Think I saw someone mention on Thunder's (no source), ejaculate volume is: ~85% seminal vesicles, ~12% testicles (sperm), ~3% is cowper's gland. The idea was that big testicles do not equal big loads since the vast majority is not from the testes. I used to shoot huge, clear loads (7-12 heavy ropes, always at minimum 7 then up to 12 depending on circumstances, maybe a time or two I hit 14-15, but usually the majority of the volume was just larger in the first 7 ropes) that would spatter and cover intermittently the whole torso of whoever I unloaded on (largest cumshot was from edging for an hour or so and the central load was a full, unbroken pool/puddle a few inches larger in diameter than a basketball, lots of spatter outside of that too, this was about twice the average of the above mentioned...and we're talking "upon landing", not thinning out over the following minutes and spreading). Since then over time they've gotten creamier, whiter and thicker and are a lot less volume but I've still gotten lots of comments about how my loads are still markedly larger than whoever else they're used to seeing (but they don't impress me or even seem all that large, maybe 30-50% the footprint of a XL size hand).
 
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However, the amount of sperm is directly related to the amount of semen generated. The semen's only purpose is to transport sperm. And testicle size is absolutely directly related to sperm load. That's why chimpanzees have the most semen produced of almost any other primate (and don't forget, WE ARE PRIMATES). Chimps, like almost all other mammals except for humans, have relatively small penis to body ratios, but they produce massive amounts of semen.

I know that semen doesn't come from testicles. That old "omg my balls are so full!!" or "I need to drain all the cum out of my balls!!" is just talky talk. Cum doesn't come from balls. But, the sperm that tells the body to make a lot of fluid for transport do come from the balls, and if there are a lot of them, they need a lot of juice for the ride.

I know this to be true because I know primatologists and biological anthropologists who know this stuff really well.

While men with smaller testes can unleash massive amounts of semen, the rule of thumb still is more sperm=more semen.
 

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I cannot shoot far usually as my pee hole was man made and it's quite big. However, occasionally i can shoot by coincidence as far as my nipples and one time i hit my neck, that felt damn awesome.

As my sperm engines are quite fertile i normally have about 13 spurts of thick & creamy cum, you can help me count in this vid...

https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/videos/oozing-a-huge-load.919977/
 
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Jacking off after a long and frustrating make out session with a girl. That time I emptied my (very) full blue balls into a condom (that I'd hoped to have been using with her. I was so primed that when I let loose I filled about half of the whole condom. Never let loose quite that much ever before or since.