Biggest dick you have seen in real life

[Brian S]

“The following measurements were taken: maximum humeral length (mean: 33.4cm in males; 30.7cm in females), vertical humeral head diameter (mean: 5.0cm in males, 4.4cm in females), humeral epicondylar width (mean: 6.6cm in males; 5.8cm in females), maximum ulnar length (mean: 26.5cm in males, 23.8cm in females)”

Per https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11230943/

So if your forearm length is essentially your ulna length, you’re claiming to have seen — assuming you don’t suffer from some sort of growth disorder — a flaccid cock that wa snore or less ~10.4 inches.

Subtract 3 full inches off of that and I’d still think you were prone to some exaggeration.

Who said anything about flaccid? The 2 I spoke of were hard.

 

[meningreentights]

He was about 6'4", and 260. Dumb as a rock.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Who said anything about flaccid? The 2 I spoke of were hard.

I wasn’t referring to you. But yes, your claims are still moronic.

 

[englad]

I think the problem is more with the fact that we are on a penis website and haven't ever seen a legit penis anywhere approaching the sizes that are routinely claimed in these types of threads. Not one guy has come forward to claim the 10" $10,000 prize. Even if the offer wasn't legit, considering how guys like to show off their dicks, if something legitimately that large existed, by now we'd have seen it. Instead we get endless examples of bad Photoshopping.

Issues with large dicks? No. Issues with big lies? You betcha.

None have cropped up on the website, but they do exist in medical history. So I certainly wouldn't offer that kind of money just in case one of those freakishly endowed men ever showed up.

 

[HOU_HEADHUNTER]

“The following measurements were taken: maximum humeral length (mean: 33.4cm in males; 30.7cm in females), vertical humeral head diameter (mean: 5.0cm in males, 4.4cm in females), humeral epicondylar width (mean: 6.6cm in males; 5.8cm in females), maximum ulnar length (mean: 26.5cm in males, 23.8cm in females)”

Per https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11230943/

So if your forearm length is essentially your ulna length, you’re claiming to have seen — assuming you don’t suffer from some sort of growth disorder — a flaccid cock that wa snore or less ~10.4 inches.

Subtract 3 full inches off of that and I’d still think you were prone to some exaggeration.

You'd be wrong. I know you think you have it figured out but you don't know my age or my size at the time and trust me I can guarantee you that there are flaccid penises that expand the length of a person's forearm. If you need to research that then I suggest you use Google. It's great for that kind of research. Oh and when I say forearm I'm not including my hand. Aside from all of that when I say the length of my forearm do you really think I went up to the man and measured. I obviously thought that the forearm comparison would have been understood to be nothing more than a glancing observation not to be taken literally. Give or take a few inches it goes without saying that the man was huge. So before you reduce someone's observations as moronic ask a few more questions to make that kind of judgment against someone. You don't know all of the facts to even make that assumption. This is a site for enjoyment not over thought out rebuttals to everything that is posted.

 

[Brian S]

I wasn’t referring to you. But yes, your claims are still moronic.

That's cool. I mean there are well-documented cases of dicks being larger than 10 inches hard - some dramatically so - but sure, if this is the hill you need to die on, have at it.

 

[FriedPigeon]

You'd be wrong. I know you think you have it figured out but you don't know my age or my size at the time and trust me I can guarantee you that there are flaccid penises that expand the length of a person's forearm. If you need to research that then I suggest you use Google. It's great for that kind of research. Oh and when I say forearm I'm not including my hand. Aside from all of that when I say the length of my forearm do you really think I went up to the man and measured. I obviously thought that the forearm comparison would have been understood to be nothing more than a glancing observation not to be taken literally. Give or take a few inches it goes without saying that the man was huge. So before you reduce someone's observations as moronic ask a few more questions to make that kind of judgment against someone. You don't know all of the facts to even make that assumption. This is a site for enjoyment not over thought out rebuttals to everything that is posted.

*yawn*. Always the same old schtick from the same type of people. If you didn’t know, anecdotal evidence is highly unreliable, and even people in professional fields that have nothing to do with dicks view it as highly unreliable. Look, like I’ve said probably like 4 times now, there’s a thread for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for anyone who can prove they’re even 10” erect. Only a few people have even tried to submit something, and none are even remotely close. So again excuse me if I’m more than a bit skeptical of some random Internet forum guys claiming to have seen the penis equivalents of a crytozoological monster.

That's cool. I mean there are well-documented cases of dicks being larger than 10 inches hard - some dramatically so - but sure, if this is the hill you need to die on, have at it.

Well if there are, shouldn’t be hard providing evidence, right? So why not post one of these “well-documented” cases? Or does what people vomit out on online forums count as “well-documented” to you?

 

[dconor69]

I've often been told by many guys I'm the biggest they've ever seen. And its rare that I see one as big or bigger than mine. But I have had some experience and have run into 5 guys, 3 with cocks equal to mine and 2 bigger. And I fucked each one of their asses and let me tell you it was hot as hell watching those giant cocks bounce back and forth as I fucked them.

 

[Brian S]

I know you know how to use google. I'm not saying it's common, but you're acting like a flat-earther. If you're going to insist that nobody in the world is 10+ based on your observations of one website's challenge, then I don't know what to tell you. Moreover, this was supposed to be a fun thread, but your persistent, sarcastic, negative-Nancy comments kind of ruin that. So I shall engage no further. Go watch more porn or do some more research.

 

[Brian S]

I know you know how to use google. I'm not saying it's common, but you're acting like a flat-earther. If you're going to insist that nobody in the world is 10+ based on your observations of one website's challenge, then I don't know what to tell you. Moreover, this was supposed to be a fun thread, but your persistent, sarcastic, negative-Nancy comments kind of ruin that. So I shall engage no further. Go watch more porn or do some more research.

 

[FriedPigeon]

I know you know how to use google. I'm not saying it's common, but you're acting like a flat-earther. If you're going to insist that nobody in the world is 10+ based on your observations of one website's challenge, then I don't know what to tell you. Moreover, this was supposed to be a fun thread, but your persistent, sarcastic, negative-Nancy comments kind of ruin that. So I shall engage no further. Go watch more porn or do some more research.

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha

I’m the “flat-earthed”???

Put up or shut up.

 

[FriedPigeon]

People’s lack of understanding of how proof works and simple, basic logic is absolutely staggering.

 

[Brian S]

People’s lack of understanding of how proof works and simple, basic logic is absolutely staggering.

Literally all you have to do is google it, but I'm sure you'd just cry "photoshop" or claim articles are lying, so what difference does it make? You've decided that because you've never seen one, they don't exist at all, so nothing's ever going to make you budge. (And because I know you're going to retort with this: no, I don't believe everything on the internet, but it's pretty damn easy to figure out what's fake and what isn't.) Moreover, I know what I saw, and I don't actually care whether a stranger on the internet believes me or not, so I'm a bit ashamed I've wasted this much time and effort on the matter. So, again, I bid you adieu. I truly hope someday you see a 10+ inch dick.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Literally all you have to do is google it, but I'm sure you'd just cry "photoshop" or claim articles are lying, so what difference does it make? You've decided that because you've never seen one, they don't exist at all, so nothing's ever going to make you budge. (And because I know you're going to retort with this: no, I don't believe everything on the internet, but it's pretty damn easy to figure out what's fake and what isn't.) Moreover, I know what I saw, and I don't actually care whether a stranger on the internet believes me or not, so I'm a bit ashamed I've wasted this much time and effort on the matter. So, again, I bid you adieu. I truly hope someday you see a 10+ inch dick.

No. I’m not googling it. You claimed it...so you back it up. Trust me, I’ve seen my fair share. And I never said they don’t exist fuckbrain, I said none have been proven, which they haven’t. Whatever, what the fuck is the point of arguing with someone like you.

 

[Brian S]

No. I’m not googling it. You claimed it...so you back it up. Trust me, I’ve seen my fair share. And I never said they don’t exist fuckbrain, I said none have been proven, which they haven’t. Whatever, what the fuck is the point of arguing with someone like you.

Name-calling now? LOL Wow. You must be the biggest boy on the playground. I mean, forgive me for being confused: you just admitted you think they exist, but don't have proof of existence. Then when someone suggests you look for proof, you call them a fuckbrain and get yer panties in a twist. Sorry, if I could look up a guy I haven't spoken to in 17 years and have him score me a pic of his dick, I would just to appease you. I mean, there are a lot of ways you could find out info on your own, but I guess you'd rather just be a sarcastic crab-ass on a website.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Name-calling now? LOL Wow. You must be the biggest boy on the playground. I mean, forgive me for being confused: you just admitted you think they exist, but don't have proof of existence. Then when someone suggests you look for proof, you call them a fuckbrain and get yer panties in a twist. Sorry, if I could look up a guy I haven't spoken to in 17 years and have him score me a pic of his dick, I would just to appease you. I mean, there are a lot of ways you could find out info on your own, but I guess you'd rather just be a sarcastic crab-ass on a website.

No, I’d rather you present me with some evidence, you know, because they’re so common. Tick, tock, tick, tock.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Hey, look kids, see what happens when you break a fantasist down to their core? They have no refute!

 

[FriedPigeon]

But then again, I’m just a big bully meanie picking on people. How dare I call out entirely idiotic statements. How dare I!

 

[Brian S]

Hey, look kids, see what happens when you break a fantasist down to their core? They have no refute!

Actually, I went out to dinner with my partner and had a life. It's easy to find a ton of measured dicks on the internet, should you care to check it out. If you don't want to, then don't, it's no skin off my back. Anything I post will be met with derision and screams of "photoshop" anyway. So, truly, have a good one.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Actually, I went out to dinner with my partner and had a life. It's easy to find a ton of measured dicks on the internet, should you care to check it out. If you don't want to, then don't, it's no skin off my back. Anything I post will be met with derision and screams of "photoshop" anyway. So, truly, have a good one.

You’ve said bye in like 3 different ways by now. Either ignore me or don’t. Make up your mind. And yeah, I probably would say photoshop, because they probably ARE photoshop. You’ve been here roughly 3 years.....and NEVER has it occurred to you to view the measurement and proof type threads instead of just blindly believing any shit thrown your way?