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Biggest dick you have seen in real life
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Isn't it called Large Penis Support Group? There' nothing wrong with not believing or being sceptical. But to derail while threads Just to be "right" is just being a bully. You go on about studies that are done on small groups of people and that's supposed to cover everyone. It doesn't. Unless you personally have looked at every single cock in the world you have no real proper claim on what' real of fake. Go do your own tests, or stay off of a Support group. Or at the least admit you'r only here to troll or harrass.
I never claimed to have seen “every single cock in the world”. Maybe they do exist. All I said is there’s no proof.
I don’t need to “do my own tests”, either. The internet has basically already done that for everyone. There isn’t a single guy here, or any other site, who can say they’re a legit, proven 10” and neither has there ever been a porn star that size — in history. So that’s like at least 5 decades of an industry that actively looks for big penises.
So when you look at the dozens of claims of 10,11 and even fucking 12” on this very thread alone, nothing about these claims adds up, at all.
If they really are well documented, perhaps you can provide them.
I agree there are plenty of fakes but I doubt you've been to every single site. We all know if it' on the internet it must be true. For every fake dick measurement online there is a fake fact or study etc. So the thread is the biggest cock I've seen in real life. Yeah people miss measure, I've personally meet a man with a 10 inch dick. I measured it myself in disbelief. So why use this thread to bash at people talking about what they saw in real life vs what's online? I just don' want you to waste your own time as well as pages of this thread
Ugh. It’s all just talk. Nothing more. That’s all these threads ever are. Nobody can prove it and nobody’s had a sex life as extensive as all the dicks that are available on the entire web. So what’s more likely? These guys have all seen double digit dicks, or basically all of these stories are lies, misinterpretations, incorrect measuring, and fantasy? I think you know the answer to that. Why the staff here even allows these types of claims to go around is surpassing to say the least. Save it for the FS forum.
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Terms and Rules:
"Blatant attempts to deceive the membership is not allowed - Such as falsifying gender or age for the purpose of disrupting the board or taking advantage of member(s). This does not include the manipulation of images to make yourself appear larger than you are"
The site's mission is quite clear: you can't fake your gender, but you can be "taking advantage of member(s)" by faking your dick.
Their site. Their rules.
The staff supports it, I suppose, because it drives traffic.
Terms and Rules:
"Blatant attempts to deceive the membership is not allowed - Such as falsifying gender or age for the purpose of disrupting the board or taking advantage of member(s). This does not include the manipulation of images to make yourself appear larger than you are"
The site's mission is quite clear: you can't fake your gender, but you can be "taking advantage of member(s)" by faking your dick.
Their site. Their rules.
I respect Fried Pigeon. Yes, there is no doubt these claims of sizes are ridiculous but maybe size is in the eyes of the beholder. I mean we can't run around with a ruler to see. But, if you look at the gallery and some guys here who evidently believe they are very well-endowed look to be average or slightly larger at best. I don't know if they think they are more than reality but fantasies and perhaps self delusion are what make up a lot of the internet. I get a kick out of seeing some videos where supposedly nudists are having sex on a nude beach. Yet, except for the Cape D'Ade ones, these videos always seem to be on rocks. I have been to a couple nude beaches in my life and I have yet to see ones or why anyone would go to one where is would be that uncomfortable. Also, most nude beaches would frown on any sexual activity because that is likely to get them shut down. All fantasy as is so much here.
Thank you for the support, but no. Size is objective, not subjective. It’s not music or a painting. Either something is a certain size, or it isn’t.
I don’t doubt that they’ve had these experiences. I just think they’re perception of them is immensely skewed.
I say make a thread on this subject and let that one breath life and the ones you find ridiculous to others. You'll be more likely to find good conversation. I agree with a lot of what you say. But it seems wrong to say they are all wrong. I always take what anyone (on here or in life) say with more than a grain of salt. People exaggerate, it happens.
Exaggeration is the problem. People like to exaggerate everything. Also, as has been mentioned previously, people in general, both men and women, are notoriously bad at estimating sizes on sight.
I wish I could find the video again, but I've seen one where a very well endowed guy is getting jerked off and the female asks him how big it is which he says 8 inches or so. She then responds with no I think it has to be at least 10 and the look on the guys face is one of "you're crazy". What guy is going to say only 8 inches if he's actually bigger than that?
Anecdotal stories are just that, stories. There is the possibility that there is a legitimate 10" penis out there, but are there enough for a large number of people to have all seen one, even where people are actively seeking larger than normal endowments? Not likely.
Without going into manipulations or deformities, I'm still skeptical of them existing.
I have seen legitimate ruler measured penises first hand that are 8" and they are massive. I can understand how people can overestimate size, especially in the heat of the moment.
I wish I could find the video again, but I've seen one where a very well endowed guy is getting jerked off and the female asks him how big it is which he says 8 inches or so. She then responds with no I think it has to be at least 10 and the look on the guys face is one of "you're crazy". What guy is going to say only 8 inches if he's actually bigger than that?
Anecdotal stories are just that, stories. There is the possibility that there is a legitimate 10" penis out there, but are there enough for a large number of people to have all seen one, even where people are actively seeking larger than normal endowments? Not likely.
Without going into manipulations or deformities, I'm still skeptical of them existing.
I have seen legitimate ruler measured penises first hand that are 8" and they are massive. I can understand how people can overestimate size, especially in the heat of the moment.
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I debated about whether or not I wanted to say anything further here. I started writing this big long response, because brevity is rarely my strong suit. Instead I'm going to attempt to be succinct and boil my thoughts down to some numbered points:
1) I'm fully aware men exaggerate the sizes of their dicks. Hell, I used to do it to my own before I grew up and realized that 7 is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm aware that this can come from outright lying or "romanticizing" a situation and accidentally exaggerating. I've also seen many posts on lpsg, including on this thread, that have given me pause. I've read many with skepticism, and read some with my eyes rolling.
2) I measured the friend I spoke of in my original post. And although I did so carefully, I'm aware that it's entirely possible I was off one way or the other. I came up with 10.6. Maybe he was half an inch shorter, maybe he was an eighth of an inch longer. Maybe I went too far down his sack, or maybe we should deduce the half a centimeter of foreskin overhang which I know I included at the time. I would almost guarantee if I measured it now, I wouldn't get exactly 10.6 inches. But, again, that's why I used words like "pushing 11 inches" and "I would guess" - assuming I had a margin of error covered with those words.
3) We all, for the most part, seem to agree on one basic premise - that these dicks do exist in the world, but are extremely rare. As for "finding proof" of them existing, I'm not entirely sure what good that would do. Any photos found would be met with suspicion, any links shared met with derision. And it still wouldn't prove that I had a friend with a dick that big, so it all seems pretty futile. Whenever I need to know something, I do research on it myself. It's a virtually impossible thing to prove to another person, unless that person is literally measuring a dick themselves. And as for providing proof of my former friend's dick, like I said, if I could get in touch with a guy I haven't spoken to for 17 years, AND convince him to take a measured photo of his cock, AND let me post it online, then I would. But again, what does that prove? Nothing, because photoshop exists to be a crutch for doubters. I know my anecdotal evidence doesn't mean squat, but it works both ways: a lack of anecdotal evidence doesn't mean anything either.
4) Mostly, I don't care whether someone believes I had a friend with a dick that big. There is pretty much no way for me to be able to prove that, and I fully understand that. I don't care if someone doesn't believe there's ever been a dick as big as 10 inches or more. I care about being immediately inundated with sarcastic derision. I can't speak for anyone else, but I thought I was posting a fun, simple message to this thread. What I didn't expect was to launch into a dissertation on rulers and margins of error, or that I'd be called a fuckbrain, or that I'd be tasked with becoming a sex ed teacher or urologist.
1) I'm fully aware men exaggerate the sizes of their dicks. Hell, I used to do it to my own before I grew up and realized that 7 is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm aware that this can come from outright lying or "romanticizing" a situation and accidentally exaggerating. I've also seen many posts on lpsg, including on this thread, that have given me pause. I've read many with skepticism, and read some with my eyes rolling.
2) I measured the friend I spoke of in my original post. And although I did so carefully, I'm aware that it's entirely possible I was off one way or the other. I came up with 10.6. Maybe he was half an inch shorter, maybe he was an eighth of an inch longer. Maybe I went too far down his sack, or maybe we should deduce the half a centimeter of foreskin overhang which I know I included at the time. I would almost guarantee if I measured it now, I wouldn't get exactly 10.6 inches. But, again, that's why I used words like "pushing 11 inches" and "I would guess" - assuming I had a margin of error covered with those words.
3) We all, for the most part, seem to agree on one basic premise - that these dicks do exist in the world, but are extremely rare. As for "finding proof" of them existing, I'm not entirely sure what good that would do. Any photos found would be met with suspicion, any links shared met with derision. And it still wouldn't prove that I had a friend with a dick that big, so it all seems pretty futile. Whenever I need to know something, I do research on it myself. It's a virtually impossible thing to prove to another person, unless that person is literally measuring a dick themselves. And as for providing proof of my former friend's dick, like I said, if I could get in touch with a guy I haven't spoken to for 17 years, AND convince him to take a measured photo of his cock, AND let me post it online, then I would. But again, what does that prove? Nothing, because photoshop exists to be a crutch for doubters. I know my anecdotal evidence doesn't mean squat, but it works both ways: a lack of anecdotal evidence doesn't mean anything either.
4) Mostly, I don't care whether someone believes I had a friend with a dick that big. There is pretty much no way for me to be able to prove that, and I fully understand that. I don't care if someone doesn't believe there's ever been a dick as big as 10 inches or more. I care about being immediately inundated with sarcastic derision. I can't speak for anyone else, but I thought I was posting a fun, simple message to this thread. What I didn't expect was to launch into a dissertation on rulers and margins of error, or that I'd be called a fuckbrain, or that I'd be tasked with becoming a sex ed teacher or urologist.
Whatever. The fact is you’re clearly exaggerating like basically everyone in this thread. The only way to measure is top-side (either bone pressed or not) with a hard ruler, with the penis entirely perpendicular to the pubic bone. I’d be pretty confident betting my own house that not a single person in this thread did that.
If you measured from underneath, you certainly could have come up with 10.6" on an 8" cock.
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Very true. I did it from the side, and lined up from the base. I could still get my hand around the shaft at that point. I'm also 7 and he utterly dwarfed me.
Underneath measurements are b.s. I have a very big cock in the real world. If measured along the top it is 8 3/4 long from pubic hair to tip. That is what can penetrate the vagina or if I was gay, other places. I have had some women comment, some a little nervous, others who seem unimpressed or don't care, etc. The responses have varied although most I have had to take my time to go balls deep. But, if I measure underneath from my balls it is b.s. and I could go around saying I am 10" or more, but that's simply not true unless you want to count the areas that are within my body.
No doubt the measuring technique and tools will vary depending on who is doing the measurement and why they're doing it. Examples:
1. The condom fitting kit from TheyFit uses a paper tape to measure underneath. Upon reflection that's sensible, because it measures the longest distance a condom might need to unroll.
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2. Ordering a pump cylinder? Then you'd use a straight ruler because cylinders are straight, and push it down to the bone because that's what the pump will do.
3. Buying a receiver for a Venus 2000 blowjob machine? Then you'd want to measure whichever side gives the longest measurement because the receiver sometimes strokes down to maximum depth. I was too bashful to order a 9-inch receiver, a $40 blunder because the 8-inch receiver wasn't quite long enough: its stroking action straightened my cock's downward curve and propelled it inside so it struck the end cap. (Ouch!)
To ensure this post is on-topic, my dick is the longest I've gotten to fool around with. Not necessarily biggest overall, but surely the longest. Here's my favorite novelty photo, with a Cyberskin sheath over my balls to make a second imitation cock:
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Different strokes for different folks -or- different rules for different jewels.
1. The condom fitting kit from TheyFit uses a paper tape to measure underneath. Upon reflection that's sensible, because it measures the longest distance a condom might need to unroll.
2. Ordering a pump cylinder? Then you'd use a straight ruler because cylinders are straight, and push it down to the bone because that's what the pump will do.
3. Buying a receiver for a Venus 2000 blowjob machine? Then you'd want to measure whichever side gives the longest measurement because the receiver sometimes strokes down to maximum depth. I was too bashful to order a 9-inch receiver, a $40 blunder because the 8-inch receiver wasn't quite long enough: its stroking action straightened my cock's downward curve and propelled it inside so it struck the end cap. (Ouch!)
To ensure this post is on-topic, my dick is the longest I've gotten to fool around with. Not necessarily biggest overall, but surely the longest. Here's my favorite novelty photo, with a Cyberskin sheath over my balls to make a second imitation cock:
Different strokes for different folks -or- different rules for different jewels.
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