Biggest dick you have seen in real life

[BigBen]

ive said this before, in beach with my gf
this middle aged guy with the thickest hog ever

interesting....."thickest hog ever"....how long and thick around was he? flaccid or erect? Circumcised or uncircumcised? White, black, hispanic? Thank you.

 

[max35]

interesting....."thickest hog ever"....how long and thick around was he? flaccid or erect? Circumcised or uncircumcised? White, black, hispanic? Thank you.

he was white-ish middle age.. his dick was probably 6.5 inches long soft? but so thick that it kind of bounced around.. and it wasn't one of those silicone or pumped cocks with cockrings which was more impressive.

 

[BigBen]

he was white-ish middle age.. his dick was probably 6.5 inches long soft? but so thick that it kind of bounced around.. and it wasn't one of those silicone or pumped cocks with cockrings which was more impressive.

Thank you Max 35 for sharing. Take care.

 

[Scott8361]

The biggest I have seen was a legit 8.5 x 6 erect cock. He claimed to be 9", but I would not give him that! But it was big! And quite a surprise for me!

I was going through my big cock envy/worship phase where I was seeking hookups with well endowed men. I measured many of them, so I knew what the real measurements were. Most all were less than claimed, but I got real good at knowing what cock sizes were.

This hookup was different... I responded to an ad where a guy was looking for someone to clean his house naked! I went for an "interview" as it sounded fun. I was in really good shape then, tanned, and the idea of a guy admiring me as I cleaned sounded erotic. But there was no mention of discussion on his sick size.

At the interview it turned out he had a huge thing for feet! He just wanted to caress and play with my feet! I let him, and he got so turned on he said he was getting hard. I told him, "Let's see it!" He unpacked this monster! The biggest I had ever seen!

He rubbed it between my feet, I had stripped down naked by this point. My cock paled next to his! Holding it I made a careful assessment of his size. I had just been playing with a guy 6" in girth. He was that thick...maybe slightly thicker even, but a good 2" longer! It was amazing!

When he came he exploded like a lawn sprinkler! He sprayed cum all over my torso! Then he wanted me to get dressed and get out right away... wired! He threw me a towel to wipe up and quickly dressed and left. I still smelt of cum as I drove home!

 

[Checkin12]

The biggest cocks I have ever seen were on a few Black Studs that were fucking Me and they were over 10 inches long as a thick as a beer can!! View attachment 614028 View attachment 614028

Wow!
Anyone in NY with XXL?

 

[FriedPigeon]

I once saw a 30” dude at a nudist resort.

And I know @BigBen can relate..........right?

 

[Badunkbadonk]

At my old YMCA I regularly saw a young, thin white male, very bookish, with a soft dick so long, it hung over the edge of the tile bench in the steam room and continued downwards, halfway to the floor. I always felt sorry for him because he really didn’t want all the attention. I never saw him get hard there, either. Whenever I hear people cry “Photoshop” on this forum, I assume they have never seen one of these one-in-a-million big dicks.

Twenty years later, I saw this guy at a local bathhouse. He was a changed man. He had embraced his other-worldly penis and was using it to sodomize a handsome young man. It was never fully out in the open, so I can’t say whether it grew in length when hard, but it was girthier. The young guy was hollering a lot, but he smiled wide the whole time.

At the same bathhouse, I saw Max DeLong...and he was a close second to the guy from the Y.

 

[FriedPigeon]

At my old YMCA I regularly saw a young, thin white male, very bookish, with a soft dick so long, it hung over the edge of the tile bench in the steam room and continued downwards, halfway to the floor. I always felt sorry for him because he really didn’t want all the attention. I never saw him get hard there, either. Whenever I hear people cry “Photoshop” on this forum, I assume they have never seen one of these one-in-a-million big dicks.

Twenty years later, I saw this guy at a local bathhouse. He was a changed man. He had embraced his other-worldly penis and was using it to sodomize a handsome young man. It was never fully out in the open, so I can’t say whether it grew in length when hard, but it was girthier. The young guy was hollering a lot, but he smiled wide the whole time.

At the same bathhouse, I saw Max DeLong...and he was a close second to the guy from the Y.

Yes, this happened and is accurate...

 

[Badunkbadonk]

Yes, this happened and is accurate...

It sure did. Your comment seems sarcastic, though. It’s hard to detect tone in the written word. If it is not sarcasm, great! If it is, I’m sorry you’re not a believer. Unicorns are fantasy, but this is not made up.

There are men out there whose endowment is at the extreme end of the bell curve. Just watch that bizarre video of the naked man wandering through the streets of Kingston (I think) and you will see the kind I’m talking about.

I have no photographic proof, for obvious reasons, but I also have no reason to make this up. I reserve fantasy and exaggeration for my erotic novels.

The three parts of my story that would cause doubt are:
1. The length, which even I had trouble believing every time I saw him. I did my best to describe it in a way that gave an idea of the scale.
2. The bathhouse shenanigans two decades later. What can I say? The gay world is smaller than the world in general. The Y was only 400 miles from the baths. (It has since closed).
3. The star sighting of Max DeLong. He’s real, he’s huge, and I seriously doubt I am the only person in Hollywood who has run into him at the baths.

I can’t make a believer out of anyone. A lot of people have only seen a dozen naked men or less. Until you see a six sigma dick in person, it is probably very hard to believe.

 

[FriedPigeon]

It sure did. Your comment seems sarcastic, though. It’s hard to detect tone in the written word. If it is not sarcasm, great! If it is, I’m sorry you’re not a believer. Unicorns are fantasy, but this is not made up.

There are men out there whose endowment is at the extreme end of the bell curve. Just watch that bizarre video of the naked man wandering through the streets of Kingston (I think) and you will see the kind I’m talking about.

I have no photographic proof, for obvious reasons, but I also have no reason to make this up. I reserve fantasy and exaggeration for my erotic novels.

The three parts of my story that would cause doubt are:
1. The length, which even I had trouble believing every time I saw him. I did my best to describe it in a way that gave an idea of the scale.
2. The bathhouse shenanigans two decades later. What can I say? The gay world is smaller than the world in general. The Y was only 400 miles from the baths. (It has since closed).
3. The star sighting of Max DeLong. He’s real, he’s huge, and I seriously doubt I am the only person in Hollywood who has run into him at the baths.

I can’t make a believer out of anyone. A lot of people have only seen a dozen naked men or less. Until you see a six sigma dick in person, it is probably very hard to believe.

There’s a thread, if you haven’t seen it, offering 10 grand to anyone who can simply provide an unaltered photo or video of a properly executed 10” measurement (without bone-pressing) on a site dedicated to large penises.

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/the-10-000-10-inch-challenge.494778/

So far after 95 pages, not a single person has come even remotely close, and barely anyone has even bothered to submit it..........but let me guess right “they’re all just too shy”, and you were “one of the lucky ones to see a man with a penis halfway down to the floor!!”

All of your retorts are things almost every fantasist says. Tell your buddy to show up and collect the easiest 10k of his life.

 

[Badunkbadonk]

[shrugs shoulders] I feel lucky to have seen such a marvel.

As a pragmatist, I would say the benches were 12” deep and 16” high. The guy was pressed to the wall, so subtract 9” for his butt and pelvis. It looked like 3” from his crotch to the edge, about 8” to hang “halfway to the ground.”

If you have never seen an odds-defying phallus in person, you have every right to deny its existence.

 

[FriedPigeon]

[shrugs shoulders] I feel lucky to have seen such a marvel.

As a pragmatist, I would say the benches were 12” deep and 16” high. The guy was pressed to the wall, so subtract 9” for his butt and pelvis. It looked like 3” from his crotch to the edge, about 8” to hang “halfway to the ground.”

If you have never seen an odds-defying phallus in person, you have every right to deny its existence.

There’s a thread here trying to prove LEGIT 8 inchers, and only like +/- 10 guys came forward (again — on LARGE PENIS SITE) and actually met the criteria (ie. hard ruler on top, 90 degrees from pubic bone, no pressing into fat-pad).

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/ruler-pics-can-anyone-show-8-inches.46547/

Sorry if I don’t believe your “once-in-a-million” dick fantasy.

Take some time to read the threads I link. Maybe you and some others will come to realize the absolute idiocy of the statements regarding what you’re claiming to have seen.

 

[Badunkbadonk]

Wait, I have been on here for nearly ten years and you are less than 48 hours, unless you’re a reincarnated troll that was banned for rude behavior. I have read those threads for many months, and that was exactly the point I was making...people will show a dick or a tape measure that reaches the coveted 9 or 10 inches, and everyone squawks “Fake!” Or “Photoshop!”
I don’t get involved, because the doubters clearly haven’t seen what many of us have seen, and do not have what some lpsgers actually possess. It just becomes this sad conversation we’re having now. Feel free to get in your last words, ad hominem fallacies, and incredulous clap-trap. These are my final words defending the veracity of my Nessie sighting. Fire away, I won’t play.

 

[Billy Williams]

Biggest I had personally was a black guy with 11 inches.

 

[1226496]

He was 22 with a cock shy of 12 inches and majorly freakin thick-- he kept saying no chick wants it its too big for them i heard that like a million times growing up so i was like dude--if youre a man put it in my hand and ill suck it--he was like no way--i was like ok quit whining about your lil dick and he was like lil dick --stands up unbuttons his pants flops it out lets it get hard and i was like omg----he lets me stroke it few times and then tells me if he lets me suck it that it was going to go in my ass as well..so i sucked it and deepthroated it few times --no gag reflex has its benefits--but fucking me--i got my lube i had hidden and we used a lot of it but when all said and done he shot his load and i walked funny for few days and my hole was a little sore but he was one happy guy

 

[FriedPigeon]

Biggest I had personally was a black guy with 11 inches.

He was 22 with a cock shy of 12 inches and majorly freakin thick-- he kept saying no chick wants it its too big for them i heard that like a million times growing up so i was like dude--if youre a man put it in my hand and ill suck it--he was like no way--i was like ok quit whining about your lil dick and he was like lil dick --stands up unbuttons his pants flops it out lets it get hard and i was like omg----he lets me stroke it few times and then tells me if he lets me suck it that it was going to go in my ass as well..so i sucked it and deepthroated it few times --no gag reflex has its benefits--but fucking me--i got my lube i had hidden and we used a lot of it but when all said and done he shot his load and i walked funny for few days and my hole was a little sore but he was one happy guy

Some of you mouth-breathers are hysterical. There isn’t even a person in porn (gay or straight) that’s anything over 9”, if even that. Go on the “measured porn stars” thread and have a look yourself. There’s also this thread which I already linked which offers 10k — on a large penis site — to anyone who can prove they’re 10”, so far not a single bite. And the thing’s over 100 pages long.

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/the-10-000-10-inch-challenge.494778/

But yeah, you’ve all seen dicks in your personal lives bigger than any porn star and bigger in size than anyone on this site can even prove.

 

[1226496]

dont need you to tell me what it was i measured the damned thing

 

[FriedPigeon]

dont need you to tell me what it was i measured the damned thing

Yeah, jeez, never heard that retort before. Get real.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Believers gotta believe.

 

[kelvinza]

A dancer at a strip club. I still can pocture that.