Biggest dick you have seen in real life

[creek47]

Why? Why shouldn’t these people be called out? They’re — intentional or not — deceiving. You don’t have to be nasty, but i see no problem with blatant lies being firmly addressed. Why do you think there’s so many fakers, photoshoppers and liars around here? Because they see claims of ludicrous sizes, and feel they have to bullshit their way to “live up to” or surpass others. Literally your sole argument is “don’t take it seriously man”? And again, why? Because we’re talking about a pet of the body that happens to be societally taboo? You have no argument other than to scoff at the fact that I’m actually seriously questioning things and mocking me.

If you want to call out someone for photoshop but for someone saying he saw a 11-12 and you go about saying this and that to me is too much.

I have a good argument it’s why do you care so much?

 

[creek47]

Oh and my whole argument is that this is the internet, it makes no difference in real life, you’re taking this to serious.

 

[FriedPigeon]

If you want to call out someone for photoshop but for someone saying he saw a 11-12 and you go about saying this and that to me is too much.

I have a good argument it’s why do you care so much?

Because it plagues this place. It’s annoying as fuck to see claims of penises that are literally the size of fake dildos they use in porn. Not to mention, there’s also constantly new members joining. What are they going to think if they see a brigade of cock-droolers claiming to have seen multiple footlongs? They’ll photoshop, lie, post BS measurements and everything in between. And then the cycle of deceit simply comes around full circle.

 

[creek47]

Because it plagues this place. It’s annoying as fuck to see claims of penises that are literally the size of fake dildos they use in porn. Not to mention, there’s also constantly new members joining. What are they going to think if they see a brigade of cock-droolers claiming to have seen multiple footlongs? They’ll photoshop, lie, post BS measurements and everything in between. And then the cycle of deceit simply comes around full circle.

Or I chuckle and go about my day because this is a website and I’m not going to care. If someone wants to lie let them lie. Does it really hurt anyone? No.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Or I chuckle and go about my day because this is a website and I’m not going to care. If someone wants to lie let them lie. Does it really hurt anyone? No.

Ok, you do you then. Don’t really care what you think.

 

[creek47]

Ok, you do you then. Don’t really care what you think.

Likewise

 

[FriedPigeon]

Alright then. Let claims of 13” penises run rampant. Clearly the physiological effect on (young) men is non existent. Just let whatever cross-eyed cock crazy cook tell his tales and have people believe it. You stupid fucks are unbelievable.

 

[bigbigdhunter]

My last co-worker. He was by far the biggest fucking dick I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet.

A guy I work with is a monster too. Saw him at the urinal and didn't know where to look.
Needed a wank afterwards. Trying to catch his bulge in pants but I don't know where he's storing it

 

[FriedPigeon]

A guy I work with is a monster too. Saw him at the urinal and didn't know where to look.
Needed a wank afterwards. Trying to catch his bulge in pants but I don't know where he's storing it

Uh, that was a joke response.

The most dense people come here to tell their fairytales.

 

[328982]

Alright then. Let claims of 13” penises run rampant. Clearly the physiological effect on (young) men is non existent. Just let whatever cross-eyed cock crazy cook tell his tales and have people believe it. You stupid fucks are unbelievable.

Physiological effect? Like they develop a bunion? Lol. God you're dumb.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Physiological effect? Like they develop a bunion? Lol. God you're dumb.

Yeah, I’m the dumb one here.

 

[MisterB]

Not everyone is here to ogle dicks like a drooling half-wit. But what kind of posts should I expect from someone with the handle “isuckdick69”?

You are a homophobe. Loud and clear. YOU don't even state your sexuality, so I don't know what kind of homophobe you are. But regardless, whether you are straight and/or gay, you are one. Blatent.

Speaking of wits, don't you find it funny the struggles many face here in having "a battle of wits" with a half-wit; whether he drools or not?

And, since you have been so kind to ask what kind of posts you expect from someone with a certain "handle", should we expect continued veiled and not-so-veiled homophobic rantings from a poster whose handle is about cooked birds?

And now we have a claim of a cock a full 0.5-1” bigger in girth than the biggest girths in porn.

Biggest girths in porn? You sure are fixated on the "measuring" aspect of penii. Like you have a Ph.D in dick measurement. You must have quite a strong math background. Again, not knowing your sexuality, it begs the question: Was your experience first- or second-hand?

Really, we should start calling you Dr. DM. You sure seem to have a lot of experience...many here profess to be skilled at measuring, but, unlike you, they are rank amateurs. You sir, are quite the professional.

Not to mention, there’s also constantly new members joining. What are they going to think if they see a brigade of cock-droolers claiming to have seen multiple footlongs?

You are a new member yourself; less than one month. But, now that we know you are Dr. DM, I better understand you must feel qualified to speak/opine/preach/rant without understanding the historical perspective of this place. What will these new members think when they find out you drool too? Think it will help or hurt your credibility? I think it could go either way...you know, like some men and women go either way.

You don’t have to be nasty, but i see no problem with blatant lies being firmly addressed.

Hey POT! MEET KETTLE! No one on this site has any problem with "blatant lies being firmly addressed". It's all in the HOW one does such firm addressing...you, on the other hand, are making yourself out to be the poster child for nasty on this forum. Don't say you don't; BEFORE you lash back, go back and read every one of your posts. Otherwise, you are just another one of the blatant liars here you seem to detest so much...

Yeah, I’m the dumb one here.

Agreed! I'm glad we've been able to find common ground. Carry on.

 

[FriedPigeon]

You are a homophobe. Loud and clear. YOU don't even state your sexuality, so I don't know what kind of homophobe you are. But regardless, whether you are straight and/or gay, you are one. Blatent.

Speaking of wits, don't you find it funny the struggles many face here in having "a battle of wits" with a half-wit; whether he drools or not?

And, since you have been so kind to ask what kind of posts you expect from someone with a certain "handle", should we expect continued veiled and not-so-veiled homophobic rantings from a poster whose handle is about cooked birds?



Biggest girths in porn? You sure are fixated on the "measuring" aspect of penii. Like you have a Ph.D in dick measurement. You must have quite a strong math background. Again, not knowing your sexuality, it begs the question: Was your experience first- or second-hand?

Really, we should start calling you Dr. DM. You sure seem to have a lot of experience...many here profess to be skilled at measuring, but, unlike you, they are rank amateurs. You sir, are quite the professional.



You are a new member yourself; less than one month. But, now that we know you are Dr. DM, I better understand you must feel qualified to speak/opine/preach/rant without understanding the historical perspective of this place. What will these new members think when they find out you drool too? Think it will help or hurt your credibility? I think it could go either way...you know, like some men and women go either way.



Hey POT! MEET KETTLE! No one on this site has any problem with "blatant lies being firmly addressed". It's all in the HOW one does such firm addressing...you, on the other hand, are making yourself out to be the poster child for nasty on this forum. Don't say you don't; BEFORE you lash back, go back and read every one of your posts. Otherwise, you are just another one of the blatant liars here you seem to detest so much...



Agreed! I'm glad we've been able to find common ground. Carry on.

I laughed after reading the first sentence and didn’t even bother with the rest.

 

[MisterB]

I laughed after reading the first sentence and didn’t even bother with the rest.

Thank you for your honesty. Oh, and for making my point...carry on.

 

[FriedPigeon]

Thank you for your honesty. Oh, and for making my point...carry on.

Haha, my pleasure.

 

[MisterB]

I laughed after reading the first sentence and didn’t even bother with the rest.

Had you persevered, you'd have seen I actually agreed with you. Oh well, maybe next time...

 

[FriedPigeon]

Had you persevered, you'd have seen I actually agreed with you. Oh well, maybe next time...

Sorry, you lost me after the first sentence. Maybe end with the “homophobe” remark if we ever cross paths again.

 

[MisterB]

Sorry, you lost me after the first sentence. Maybe end with the “homophobe” remark if we ever cross paths again.

You got a deal! I'll refrain from calling you out IF you refrain from making posts that utilize offensive language.

Words matter.

Now, I'll let you get back to your task at hand; I'm sure there are several questionable double-digit penii here in cyberland you need to call out. Carry on!

 

[erpap]

I saw Mr Trump up close once. Les see anyone top that for the biggest dick ever

 

[trulybig]

Back to the subject. I don't know about the biggest erect but soft was a frat brother. Unlike all the fantasy posts or stories, in real life, guys didn't go parading around in fraternities when I was in college a number of years ago. Yes, there are times you may be undressed, but guys didn't want to be labeled as gay in a fraternity environment and so avoided situations where that stigma (at least in my day) might be suggested. I was in a room that had 6 guys as we had bunk beds. Interestingly, the guy who had the most women once or twice I saw him naked and his cock looked the soft size of a peanut. I can't imagine something that small could really grow significantly erect. However, another one of the guys was maybe 5'4", wore thick glasses, was most definitely not good looking, although a very decent nice guy. Anyway, a class of mine was cancelled, and so mid-morning I went back to the frat house and walked into my room just as the short guy had returned from taking a shower and had his underwear in his hands getting ready to change. Hanging down was the biggest soft uncut penis at least a healthy 7 and very thick. I was completely startled as was he. He then said, "well I guess you discovered my prize winner." I kind of mumbled something and looked away. I think his short height made it even more pronounced, but I am not over estimating what I saw. I always have wondered what has happened to him in life. Funny, he used to date this short very pale thin girl and it was hard to imagine what her shock might have been the first time she saw him as it was so unexpected.