Biggest lie told in the U.S.

[B_Edward Yawn]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

What a sad 'man' (?) you are.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I thought this thread was about Columbus Day.

I also hoped ed was Spladle, but he's not funny enough.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Troll much?

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

Followed closely by (before sex) "I have a nine inch penis" (in bed it is found to be 4 inches) and of course "Don't worry about it baby, I had a vasectomy" (he means he took a Viagra) or the woman with "Of course I am on the pill" (she meant a one-a-day vitamin) and let us forget not "Sure I love you and I will always stay by you" after sex he or she is never seen again

So many lies which one to choose

 

[B_Edward Yawn]

What a sad 'man' (?) you are.

It is true. It is the biggest lie ever told.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

Suicide.

 

[avantgarde]

oh man, the older i get the dumber i feel. I don't get the joke.

 

[datdude]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

I would of said John Smith marrying Pocchantus or Bettsy Ross making the flag or many other lies and myths.

Yours however is just a cuckold fantasy of a submissive man.

 

[badboybryce]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

Maybe it's in the top 10? I would say that "I don't suck" ranks as #1. LOL I'm sure that we've all heard that one.

 

[viking1]

By the people, with the people, and for the people, has to rank up there pretty good. Along with: "all men are created equal"...

 

[BIGBULL29]

By the people, with the people, and for the people, has to rank up there pretty good. Along with: "all men are created equal"...

It looks good on paper. :biggrin1: It was just an ideal.

Capitalism = equality :bsflag:

 

[D_Fluoridia Bidet]

消えてくれよ

 

[Principessa]

"No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

Am I WRITE or WATT?

I can't help myself, I tried to turn away; but I just can't. :biggrin1:

Your last attempt at a sentence should be: "Am I RIGHT or What?"

 

[AlteredEgo]

I can't help myself, I tried to turn away; but I just can't. :biggrin1:

Your last attempt at a sentence should be: "Am I RIGHT or What?"

He knows. He thinks he's funny.

 

[B_Edward Yawn]

I can't help myself, I tried to turn away; but I just can't. :biggrin1:

Your last attempt at a sentence should be: "Am I RIGHT or What?"

YOUR rong!

 

[viking1]

I can't help myself, I tried to turn away; but I just can't. :biggrin1:

Your last attempt at a sentence should be: "Am I RIGHT or What?"

No, "watt" was correct. As in about a 2 watt dim bulb...

 

[No_Strings]

No, "watt" was correct. As in about a 2 watt dim bulb...

I'd date you for that quip. See? It's not all bad! :biggrin1:

 

[Drifterwood]

I promise I won't come in your mouth.

I thought that that was the biggest lie.

 

[viking1]

I'd date you for that quip. See? It's not all bad! :biggrin1:

Thanks, but I'm sure you'd be quite disappointed...