Biggest lie told in the U.S.

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  1. B_Edward Yawn

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    "No daddy, I swear, I have never slept with a black man." :wink:

    Am I WRITE or WATT?
     
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    What a sad 'man' (?) you are.
     
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    I thought this thread was about Columbus Day.

    I also hoped ed was Spladle, but he's not funny enough.
     
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    Troll much?
     
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    Followed closely by (before sex) "I have a nine inch penis" (in bed it is found to be 4 inches) and of course "Don't worry about it baby, I had a vasectomy" (he means he took a Viagra) or the woman with "Of course I am on the pill" (she meant a one-a-day vitamin) and let us forget not "Sure I love you and I will always stay by you" after sex he or she is never seen again

    So many lies which one to choose
     
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    It is true. It is the biggest lie ever told.
     
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    Suicide.
     
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    oh man, the older i get the dumber i feel. I don't get the joke.
     
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    I would of said John Smith marrying Pocchantus or Bettsy Ross making the flag or many other lies and myths.

    Yours however is just a cuckold fantasy of a submissive man.
     
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    Maybe it's in the top 10? I would say that "I don't suck" ranks as #1. LOL I'm sure that we've all heard that one.
     
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    By the people, with the people, and for the people, has to rank up there pretty good. Along with: "all men are created equal"...
     
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    It looks good on paper. :biggrin1: It was just an ideal.

    Capitalism = equality :bsflag:
     
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    消えてくれよ
     
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    I can't help myself, I tried to turn away; but I just can't. :mad::biggrin1:

    Your last attempt at a sentence should be: "Am I RIGHT or What?"
     
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    He knows. He thinks he's funny.
     
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    YOUR rong!
     
  17. viking1

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    No, "watt" was correct. As in about a 2 watt dim bulb...
     
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    I'd date you for that quip. See? It's not all bad! :biggrin1:
     
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    I promise I won't come in your mouth.

    I thought that that was the biggest lie.
     
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    Thanks, but I'm sure you'd be quite disappointed...
     
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