Biggest on film (not porn)

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    soojimmy: Which is the biggest full frontal you have seen by an actor on film? I usually find when people are talking about that some actor was nude and it was so big, that generally it isn't. Of course not a high % of the world's population is hung huge, but... I believe the biggest one I've seen is from that spanish film "Sex and Lucia", I think the actor's name is Daniel Freire. However I'm not dead certain that it's his cock, could be a body double. So tell me, which is the biggest one you've seen???
     
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    dable_wi: I saw an Italian film once by director Pier Paolo Passolini, it was Chaucer's Canterbury Tales or something like that. It was set in Medieval Europe and was a compilation of stories (y'know those European movies that don't seem to make much sense). In one scene an actor is banging this peasant woman from behind. The camera moves to a side view as he seems to finish and he backs away from her and turns toward the camera to take his pants from a hook on the wall. This guy is just huge and his dick swings a lot as he moves toward the wall. Good scene. Too bad it is so brief.

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    Man, I keep reading messages re. Spanish films. Are these considered porno with X ratings or do they have a rating system in Spain? I can't imagine going to a regular movie in the U.S. and seeing a dude turn around after sex and showing his penis. Extremely interesting!
     
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    rainfletcher: In the movie 'On Any Given Sunday', there's a locker room scene where Cameron Diaz walks in and a large-ish black guy is standing in the room facing her.

    Fight Club has the brief picture that Brad Pitt is 'editing' in to the childrens film, too. Again, large-ish.
     
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    micro: A guy in the film "the Pillow book" was pretty big. Saddaum Hussein in "South Park, bigger, longer and uncut" was huge! :D Actually, he was just toying with satan using a fake penis.
     
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    gigantikok: As I've noticed, most of the films that contain full frontal male nudity almost always come from Europe. If the movie containing the male nude scene isn't from Europe, it was certainly directed by a European director. Isn't that interesting? American directors and audiences sure have hang ups about the male penis...
     
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    Valkyrie: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#2 date=10/06/03 at 09:46:20]
    Man, I keep reading messages re. Spanish films.   Are these considered porno with X ratings or do they have a rating system in Spain?

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    No, they are generally regular films. At least in Scandinavia they usually come with a rating saying "not below 15 years" - for films containing violence and/or sexuality (not outright porn though - still rated "above 18"). This rating would be closest to the NC_17 american rating. Sometimes they are rated "not below 11 years", somewhere between PG and PG_13 rating - depending on the amount of violence/sexual content.

    In general for Scandinavia (and the rest of Europe) - violence is generally considered more harmful, and resulting in a more strict rating, than nudity and/or references to sex.

    /Val
     
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    Donk: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#5 date=10/07/03 at 00:28:13]the male penis...[/quote]

    Gig, not to come down on you personally, but I have have been waiting for someone to use this common phrase so I could point out how it always struck me as extremely redundant. I mean, if there is a "female penis," I don't want to see one! ;)
     
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    Well, Donk, the clit has often been referred to as the female penis, and some have even been pumped to increase their size. It hardens, it enlarges, it has all the characteristic of the male penis, other than size.

    But I think when the descriptive label "male penis" is used it's mainly to emphasize the organ's home base, so to speak, lol, sure its redundant, but so is the sexual act!
     
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    longtimelurker: Well, the clitoris is what would form the head of the penis if the fetus were to grow into a boy...

    Imagine - all that sensitivity packed into such a small area :p
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#5 date=10/07/03 at 00:28:13]As I've noticed, most of the films that contain full frontal male nudity almost always come from Europe.  If the movie containing the male nude scene isn't from Europe, it was certainly directed by a European director.  Isn't that interesting?  American directors and audiences sure have hang ups about the male penis...[/quote]
    For one thing, Hollywood thinks ladies are asexual and males are just horndogs. So a female nude scene makes more $$$. Male nude scenes, as a result, are very rare, typically in independent films.
     
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    BiggerIsBetter: Passolini must have had a taste for big schlongs -- in the otherwise unwatchable Salo, there is a man with a semi-erection who could clearly give some members of this forum a run for their ruler... er, money. I'd never ever recommend that anyone see the movie, but for the few seconds that this guy is on screen, it's very nearly worth it.

    There's a body-double insert shot in The Fluffer unrated DVD version (which is not porn, despite the title) of someone with a pretty substantial cock. The straight porn-star character who gets fluffed by the main gay character is cited as having one of the biggest dicks in the industry, and the shot was undoubtedly meant to back up the claim. The audio commentary mentions that the big piece clearly belongs to someone else but that they wanted to showcase an honest-to-god big dick instead of a laughable fake one such as the one on display in Boogie Nights.

    As for "biggest bulge," that belongs to Forrest Tucker in Auntie Mame. I think everyone here knows that Tucker was famous for his big meat. That he probably enjoyed putting it on display is evident in a scene following the famous "Fox Hunt" episode. As Tucker walks behind Rosalind Russell and her young ward, the outline of his cock is clearly visible for the... length... of the scene. Very impressive. ;D
     
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    hungcuriousNC: Back to the subject boys:

    What was that movie with Kevin Bacon... where he is in the shower, near the end of the movie, and he turns around to grab his towel. He looked like he had a semi going on! It was very nice looking. It looked like he has some good length and very nice thickness. But what was that movie? ah, I know someone will remember it... Oh, hold on, was it Wild Things?

    Anyway... Way to go Kevin!! Now if Matt Damon would come off with it.... :)
     
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    throb919: Yep, "Wild Things"--and if anybody hasn't seen it, check it out. Lots of great twists. And don't even think about not watching all the way through the closing credits...
     
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    bif5x5: several guys I have always wondered about size-wise:

    Arnold S. (now CA Governor) ...recall one gal said he was big all over.

    Jack Cassidy ...I've heard his boys are & they got it
    from him. But how about him?

    Milton Berle He had a famous long standing bet that he had the biggest dong in hollywood & supposedly never lost the bet. But were are his stats?

    Anyone got any info on these guys?
     
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    In Gary Griffin's book, "Penis Enlargement Methods", he reports Milton Berle was approached by an inebriated man who wanted to wager that his penis was larger. Milton calmly invited him into a nearby men's room where he pulled out just enough of his penis to win the bet. He adds that even conservative estimates place his emdowment at 11".

    As for Jack Cassady and his sons, Griffin reports that Neal Cassady (if he is a son) was known to be monstrously hung. In Jack Kerouac's "On the Road", he speaks of Cassady's enormous dangle and jokes about his standing in the living room while washing "it" in the bathroom.

    Griffin reports on 58 cock sizes belonging to actors, politicians, authors, artists, musicians, historical figures, and contemporary figures of note. Some of them might surprise you.
     
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    thefrench_h: [quote author=rain link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#3 date=10/06/03 at 10:02:30]In  the movie 'On Any Given Sunday', there's a locker room scene where Cameron Diaz walks in and a large-ish black guy is standing in the room facing her.[/quote]
    Here are a few caps of this scene (very average quality, from a DivX)

    http://web.newsguy.com/stroke/anygivensunday/

    Cameron looks quite surprised on the 1st one :)
     
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    Imagine the auditions for that scene.

    "But, sir!  You've already seen over 1500 naked men!  Just pick one!"

    "Sorry, none are right for the part.  NEXT!"

    Pecker

    (The difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag:  one is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...the other is used to carry groceries.)
     
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    hungcuriousNC: Oh, what is in the closing credits for "Wild Things"? Do tell...
     
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