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Lovembig: You may have been misled to thinking there was some large penises in the ending credits, but if I remember correctly, the closing credits answer the questions you had while watching the movie. I loved this movie but got more enjoyment watching the hot three-way than seeing skinny Kevin Bacon's penis.

 

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tracksuitboy: dable_wi is correct about Pier Paolo Passolini's "Canterbury Tales".  Passolini also directed the infamous "Salo: 120 Days of Soddom" based on the de Sade book.  Set in Fascist Germany, a bunch of all-powerful burgermeisters take a group of teenagers to a remote house and perform every imaginable sex act on them (absolute power currupts absolutely).  Several of the guards are hung like horses, showing considerable bulges in their uniforms.  There is a torture scene at the end (not for the squeamish!) where the guards are mostly naked and several of them display dicks of around 6 - 9" soft (assuming that is that they are real but as the film was made in the late 70's there was certainly no digital enhancing).  The film has been released on DVD in the UK (btw, so is "Canterbury Tales", and Passolini's other two "life films" "The Arabian Nights" and "The Decameron"

 

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baaa: OK, this is not a movie, but on WWE wrestling their is a wrestler called Sheldon Bengiman. You can clearly see the outline of his cock thru his shorts.

 

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CardiffDillon: I've got both Canterbury Tales and Salo by Pasolini. The guy in Canterbury Tales is very real and very big. I tried to take some captures of him from the DVD so I could post them on the chat site but I'm afraid the technology got the better of me!

The guards in Salo are wearing prosthetic dicks, and I didn't even think they were particulary convincing ones

cheers

Dillon

 

[B_RoysToy]

Thanks for thinking of us and trying, CardiffDillon. Tracksuitboy says Canterbury Tales DVD is available in the UK; would you be able to tell me how I could get one to the US through the internet or mail? This thread has stimulated my interest! Thanks, again, for your info.

 

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longtimelurker: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=20#24 date=10/15/03 at 11:30:13]Thanks for thinking of us and trying, CardiffDillon.  Tracksuitboy says Canterbury Tales DVD is available in the UK; would you be able to tell me how I could get one to the US through the internet or mail?  This thread has stimulated my interest!  Thanks, again, for your info. [/quote]

Amazon stock it - strangely enough, the UK site is WAY cheaper than the US one, at £19 (about $25-30) vs $90!!! Well, there is a first time for everything!

 

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awellhungboi: Be warned, guys.  Salo is not for the faint of heart!  Although I think it's a great film.  (And, for the record it's set in fascist Italy, not Germany) I really liked Pasolini's version of the Decameron and Arabian Nights too.

Criterion used to have Salo available on DVD--but it's out of print now.  You could probably find it on Ebay.
I don't remember noticing any of the cocks in the films.

Since we're discussing art films, Peter Greenway's Propsero's Books has more male and female nudity than just about any other movie, including some rather big guys.

Also in the middle of Pola X there's an inexplicable, and quite gratuitous, but very explicit sex scene.  The guy in that is pretty long.

Oh, I thought of one more.  In Mike Leigh's Naked, there's a brief nude scene of the lead actor David Thewlis naked.  He's in shadows, and moving, and I was drunk when I watched it many years ago, but it looked to me at the time that he was pretty well hung.

 

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mindseye: [quote author=soojimmy link=board=meetgreet;num=1065450629;start=0#0 date=10/06/03 at 07:21:29] I believe the biggest one I've seen is from that spanish film "Sex and Lucia", I think the actor's name is Daniel Freire. However I'm not dead certain that it's his cock, could be a body double. [/quote]


The movie itself isn't very good -- and I agree, it looks like Freire could be using a body double -- they cut away from his face to show his cock in the shadows for a moment, then cut back to his face.

If anyone's curious, I've uploaded a screen capture from the film that I can leave up for a few days.

 

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tracksuitboy: Longtimelurker got in a reply before me, but you can buy all the Passolini films from amazon.co.uk.  Beware though that they are UK releases and will be Region 2 (Europe), you are Region 1 (USA).  However, if your DVD player is multi-region, so there will be no problems playing back.  And, Monstro is absolutely right and I stand corrected, Salo is set in Italy and not Germany!  As CardiffDillon says, the dicks in Salo may well be prosthetics but, what the hell! Salo is a truly amazing film but BE WARNED it is definitely not for those of a nervous disposition!!

 

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hard2hide: The old Disney Zorro reruns show a lot of bulge. Don Diego (Guy Williams) was really hung. I am surprised that Walt allowed so much crotch bulge in the show. But that was the late 1950s when society was not as prudish.

 

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norseman: hungcuriousNC ended with:
"Now if Matt Damon would come off with it...."

But he did ! I caught "The Talented Mr. Ripley" on DVD and he left nothing to the imagination in a hotel room scene with Gwyneth Paltrow when his towel dropped. OK, maybe I did freeze the frame for the full effect, but it wasn't all that impressive. Great film, by the way.

 

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DerSchwanz: Actually the '50's were even more prudish than today. Back then everyone pretended not to notice bulges. To do so would have cast the "noticer" in a perverted light.

 

[aschlong]

jamon jamon by Spanish Director Bigas Luna with Penelope Cruz and a hung bullfighter, Javier Badem poss - there is a fantastic shot of a weighty schlong, though I think the censors have gotten to it.

and sirens with hugh grant and elle macpherson, there is a sequence right at the beg when the male nude model sunbathes by the lake. He stands up. He has a gorgeous cock.

The censors have gotten to both these films and the cocks have gone. Could it be that American sentimentalities over the damage cocks can do to your mind are slowly coming over to Europe? Or could it be that the censors were probably jealous. Plenty of skinny breasts though all round, which smacks of double standards.

As an actor, if the role asked for a schlong, I would certainly feed it to an audience, and demand that it never be cut! Ok, maybe I'm a little hopefull there x.

 

[BradPittsDick69]

The guy in Pillow Book is Ewan McGregor - you know of Tranispotting fame! And it is definitely his own large, uncut cock that he enjoys showing off

 

[Draconis71]

LOL!!! Thread is back from The Dead!!!

 

[doserre]

Man, I keep reading messages re. Spanish films. Are these considered porno with X ratings or do they have a rating system in Spain? I can't imagine going to a regular movie in the U.S. and seeing a dude turn around after sex and showing his penis. Extremely interesting!

no in spain there's not a rating system, well it exists but if you're 6and u want to go to watch a violent movie or movies with sex scenes nobody says to u u can't. My country is free still

 

[tacvbo]

Hostel II. The girls are taking a drawing class and they show a model nude.

L

 

[StonerDude]

Lame