Biggest, simplest hint youll ever recieve...

[Myrmidon]

Hey. Take it from me. Don't masturbate when you're really sick. It dosen't make you feel better.

 

[db03]

I agree, when you're in hospital attached to several machines, you dont feel at your most sexy.....

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

It sounds like there are more details to the story that we are missing out on.