Biggest soft cock U ever saw?

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This topic was posted a while back, but I think it deserves another go round.

What's the biggest soft cock you ever saw in real life (i.e., not just in a photo)?

Also, softies that were obviously "pumped up" and bloated don't count.

Let's hear all about it--the full, sexy details! Who had it, how big was it, and what--if anything--happened?

Thanks! :smile:
 

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One of the attorneys I use to work for. Tall, Blond hair, Blue eyes, dressed very nice and had a big dick. He was atleast 7-8" soft, I would see him in the Men's Room peeing. When I saw him go in, I would go just to see his dick. The urinals did not have dividers so you can the person standing next to you. Haven't seen him since I left.
 

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In Winfield, Kansas at the Bluegrass Festival they have in Sept.. Anyway, I went into their public showers and there was a dude drying off that had at least 8-9 inches hanging soft. Geez! Biggest dick I've ever seen that wasn't hard.
 

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I hesitate to tell about the biggest cock that I have ever seen, because the last time that I posted about it, I was called a liar by some of the LPSG members. When it comes to this cock, I am not a liar. I was in the old YMCA in Grand Rapids, Michigan, when a semi-pro basketball team came in to use the showers after their practice. One of the players was a former U of M star basketball player. He was a black man, about six feet six, and he was also a practicing medical doctor. His penis was absolutely unbelieveable. It was so long and thick that it sagged when he was washing the head of it. He was not at all shy when he was just letting it hang flaccid under the shower water---never any sign of arrousal---just flaccid. This penis was at least fifteen inches long with a shaft that was wrist-thick all the entire way to the head. I base my measurement estimate on experienes from my engineering days. At the time that I was criticized for my post, an elderly LPSG member came to my support by saying that he had a sixteen inch penis and that a penis of fifteen inches was entirely possible. His sixteen-incher was for real and that he could prove it if it were necessary.
This shower incident happened years ago, but I have never been able to forget that awesome sight of that super-fabulous penis. This is a true story. Contest it if you must.
 

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The three biggest were a swim coach, an uncle, and another swimmer at my gym.

The swim coach and the uncle were both inadvertant views and when I was young. They just seemed really large, long and hairy.

The swimmer was in the communal shower at my gym when I was older.

All three were about 6-7 softy for sure.
 

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Also at a Y, after playing basket ball together, the fellow I was in the showers with hung soft down to his knees. He was about 6'3", so you can do the math. His unit was also very thin in relationship to the length. Rather freaky.
 

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My second fiance had the biggest dick I have ever seen. He took great pride in telling everyone that his dick was as long as the top part of my forearm (humerus bone I think) and it was definately thicker in circumference! Sadly, we were young and he did not know how to use it without hurting me so, never got to enjoy it like I would've today. He was slightly taller than average but not a large man. I use to wonder what other guys thought when they saw his monster in public restrooms the gym etc!
 

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I hesitate to tell about the biggest cock that I have ever seen, because the last time that I posted about it, I was called a liar ...This penis was at least fifteen inches long...
i have no doubt! after a workout at a ymca in charlotte, nc years ago, a tall muscular black man was coming out of the shower as i was walking in. no one else was in the locker room at the time. the doorway was fairly narrow, so for two men to walk through at the same time as it so happened, especially when one was very large as he was, we had to just about touch each other and the tile doorway wall. anyway, this thing was swinging around his leg as walked and i honestly believe had my stride and his swing been timed better the damn thing would've hit me!:eek: i mean, his legs were very muscular and it was still wrapping around the front of his leg and then beyond! i never paid any attention to penises, but then i never had one almost hit me. so, it too must have been well over a foot long, probably in the 15" range. as an industrial engineer, i too, have had to estimate a lot. anyway, i mentioned it to my wife and she had no reaction at all. i suspect she was masking her real thoughts...:redface:
 

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biggest i have seen flacid was a guy in HS. he had almost 8" long flacid, thickness of about 5. However, he did not grow at all when he got hard, it jut went up. Same length, same thickness, just hard instead of hanging. I saw him soft all the time in the locker room because we played football together. I saw him hard at a party where some girls were egging guys on to compare dicks, and he was winning all the competitions, so a girl i knew made me join. i am a grower, not a shwoer like him, so when i took it out soft, everyone thought he had it in the bag, till i got hard. ;-)
 

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Hi everyone.

As you can see by my nickname, I have nothing to be ashamed of. In fact I can honestly say it's the "troublesome and worryingly excessive" kind of size.

In fact, I tended to feel overtly confident in front of other guys thanks to being so obscenely bigger than any of them.

Until I met this guy my little sister was seeing. This was 2 years ago, and it took me months to stop feeling shamed and dwarfed.

She was ** back then, and I was 27. This guy was 18.

My sister and I are pretty close despite our age difference. We talk about anything and everything. She's very mature for her age, seriously developed in *all* areas.

Well, her ass is kinda small (but totally perfect). She just has tits a size between soccer balls and basketballs. Yes, we compared.

I'm not ashamed to say, those tits give me hard-on's. Nothing really sexual happens between us, but we've seen each other naked and are pretty open about it. We rarely bother with clothes when it's the two of us at home.

In fact, she's the one that decided to dub my dick as "my bud," since it's about the size of a "tall boy" 24oz bud beer can, limp. Well, actually that'd be without including the head, but you get the picture.

So, trying to make this a shorter story...

I wasn't seeing anyone at that time, it was friday night and parents were out, so I borrowed some porn from my little sister. I know I can jack off without worrying if she walks in on me, we both take it perfectly naturally.

This guy she was seeing was over. Before he came, she put on her thinnest, best fitting jean short shorts (you could tell she had nothing under), and a sports top that was mostly cleavage (no bra either, nipples were visible as fuck, since she's got the freaking biggest nipples I've ever seen, by far). She also denied me a couple of her porn DVDs 'cos she said she may wanna watch them.

I was honestly surprised that she was gonna put out this soon, she met the guy out of nowhere (none of her friends knew him) barely a week before.

But I wasn't gonna bug her on it. And she was gonna keep her business in her room so I could jack off downstairs.

Also, I didn't care if the guy saw me jerking. I'm accustomed to drooling envy from other guys. And most of them don't even know that I'm a grower.

So I took my time to start with the movies, checked out some of the new ones my sister had (she's got some nasty fetishes), but they didn't do it for me, so I settled down with something simple: fake-ass big-tit cheerleaders losing their cherry to a couch with a nice cock and enough cum to seriously plaster 3-4 of the girls' faces in one go (my favorite part was cumming at the same time he did so I could prove that I cum way more than this porn star does).

I heard noises and even screams from upstairs, but I could tell it wasn't something that would justify me barging in to protect her. She was just getting it rough.

Like an hour and a half after everything grew quiet from there (by then I was like 20 minutes into the DVD I mentioned), the guy came down, clearly frustrated. Didn't take a genius to realise she hadn't put out the way he wanted. Maybe they haven't even fucked, I thought? The familiar banging of her bed against the wall was a curiously missing sound all that time.

Summming up...I just keep jerking, not hurrying but not making any efforts to hide my monster-sized slab of fuckmeat. He's not impressed in the least by it (I can tell), even though he compliments my cock and asks to join, complaining (respectfully) about not getting to fuck my sister.

Then this 18yo stud doesn't just take out his dick...at first he looks at me hesitantly, and when I say "just unzip and pull it out, I don't mind," he says "I can't just unzip and pull," and proceeds to take off his pants.

Even I could pull it out with just unzipping, or unbuttoning but also keeping the pants pretty much on.

This guy couldn't. HIS SOFT baby-maker was just too big for that.

In short, he was seriously bigger LIMP than I'm hard.

Bigger than my "long beer can when limp, and a grower when hard" monster. Beaten at the most primal virility level by a kid that's not old enough to drink or drive in a lot of places...

I couldn't help but say: "Shit! It's soft and it's like a baseball bat already!"

And I meant every word. Just as long and thick as one. He gave me the same smug yet calm and "-pat pat- here here don't feel small" patronising smile I had been giving other guys since I was 12.......

And he -was- kind of a grower too. Just a handful longer, but horrifyingly fatter.

I swear I tried to keep up my hard-on and get to my cum to match the guy on the DVD.

But despite how erotic and FIERCE his display was...'cos he jacked like he was in pain, growling and REALLY struggling to handle his beast, even nuzzling his face and lips on it and giving it little lappings...and for THAT, he didn't even had to bend! He actually had to -stretch up higher- (until he just couldn't reach it.......).

My own "huge" cock drooped. I could get a massive limp cum out in time, but his final show of virility pretty much destroyed my own capability to cum.

I'm proud of how much I cum. I often count each squirt, and make my girls count them. I used to cum more when I was his age, but I can still pump out 12-14 seriously thick, 2-seconds-long strings. As a minimum. I often make it to 16-18, and in my best years of teenage hormone rage, I'd go into the 20's (my record being 27).

In looking how much he struggled, one would think it was his biggest cum ever. But I knew better. He just needed to put all that sweat into it 'cos of the sheer size, weight, and the volume of cum his body tried to expel (which was actually too much for even such a big piece of meat to channel).

He actually had one of those half-casual loads you blow when you're backed up but frustration is bigger than lust...you know, those loads that don't amount to anything worth remembering...

For him, anyways...I forced myself to count, trembling as I was. 32.

FUCKING BASTARD

They seemed to break up over the issue of his cock being too big for her, but I'd bet she put out for him at some point, before he moved out of our lives.

I don't know really...we're really close, but she never told me anything much about this guy. And she never knew about that time he jerked off to one of our mutual favorite DVDs that we'd sometimes masturbate sitting together to, as close sister and brother.

Well, I got horribly carried away, didn't mean to dump an entire story...but I could actually make this a formal story in the proper forum (even though it's not fiction).

Hope you liked at least, that he wasn't the only one to get a cum out of that awful night.....
 
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I hesitate to tell about the biggest cock that I have ever seen, because the last time that I posted about it, I was called a liar by some of the LPSG members. When it comes to this cock, I am not a liar. I was in the old YMCA in Grand Rapids, Michigan, when a semi-pro basketball team came in to use the showers after their practice. One of the players was a former U of M star basketball player. He was a black man, about six feet six, and he was also a practicing medical doctor. His penis was absolutely unbelieveable. It was so long and thick that it sagged when he was washing the head of it. He was not at all shy when he was just letting it hang flaccid under the shower water---never any sign of arrousal---just flaccid. This penis was at least fifteen inches long with a shaft that was wrist-thick all the entire way to the head. I base my measurement estimate on experienes from my engineering days. At the time that I was criticized for my post, an elderly LPSG member came to my support by saying that he had a sixteen inch penis and that a penis of fifteen inches was entirely possible. His sixteen-incher was for real and that he could prove it if it were necessary.
This shower incident happened years ago, but I have never been able to forget that awesome sight of that super-fabulous penis. This is a true story. Contest it if you must.

I believe it. Lots of times I've seen a guy at hippie hollow who's limp penis is easily larger than the guy you saw. Guy walks bowlegged his balls & cock are so big. Totally flaccid he hangs out & curves way out & then down over incredibly huge balls. This dude's entire gigantic uncut cockhead is below his knee cap & he's as thick or thicker than my forearm limp! Has to be at least 10" around limp. People just stare when he gets up & walks to the water & back to his spot. His monster has easily got to be in the 17-20" range limp. N
 
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this one dude in the gym lockerroom. he's like 5'10" and it hung half way down his leg, and it was fat too. and the thing of it was ... when he's dressed you cant tell he has something like that but wow.
 

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AustinPA: I guess my descriptions need polishing...you're describing something about my size with that hippie super-stud. Did you get a look at his balls though?

Now this other guy...the fucking bastard...he was like a baseball bat soft, which is like longer than your arm but not quite as thick...hard, he added like two handfuls in length, and got up to half again as thick as a normal rather skinny guy's arm.

So, soft already he must've been like 16 long at least...he beat that hippie, for sure.
 

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AustinPA: I guess my descriptions need polishing...you're describing something about my size with that hippie super-stud. Did you get a look at his balls though?

Now this other guy...the fucking bastard...he was like a baseball bat soft, which is like longer than your arm but not quite as thick...hard, he added like two handfuls in length, and got up to half again as thick as a normal rather skinny guy's arm.

So, soft already he must've been like 16 long at least...he beat that hippie, for sure.


Hippie? Hippie? LOL You are so odd. Laughing at you is almost too easy.
Millions and millions and million of people love be au natural. And the county park which is clothing optional got its name from when it was founded in the early sixties. Today people pay to get in and it still gets like a half million visitors every year. And I'm not going to get in some internet posting over who saw the biggest guy, which is what you seem to be interested in by your last post, but if I had to estimate, I would think the man whose at the park is between 17-20" limp. Yes, I know few will believe me. I wouldn't believe me if I hadn't seen him so many times. Yes, I've seen his balls many times. Enormous like the rest of him. No idea if he can sexually function normally, but man he is spectacular, and scary, to look at.
 
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